Archive for April, 2009

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Did they have a tanning bed in Josh Hartnett’s hospital room?

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Check out the patchy tan on Sienna Miller. This girl is one half cooked egg…but it doesn’t matter to her. All it matters is that she managed to get to Josh Hartnett before he was released from hospital to support him in his time of need…and show him her suntanned boobs to cheer him up. [...]

Those boobs are friends with John McCain’s daughter

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John McCain might be a Republican leader, but his daughter Meghan sure seems to be quite liberal. Or maybe she think it’s so awesome to be friends with people within the Hollywood acting circle (someone should break it to her that Tila Tequila is a celebrity slut who is known for flashing her boobs and sticking [...]

Megan Fox engages in some unladylike behavior

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When it’s about the woman of our dreams, we have our fantasies and misconceptions, one being that she is ultra-slutty in bed (a potty mouth is in fact quite desirable and highly encouraged and vigorous use of the tongue and fingers is readily accepted) but classy and elegant in her manners and behavior when in public. [...]

Xtina is one bowlegged sailor

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Seriously gay designer people out there…when are you going to call for a wide-pants comeback? Don’t get us wrong, we love these skinny, tight pants, say, on Giselle or Alessandra Ambrosio, but on a 5.2ft Dolly Parton with ballerina flats they just bring attention to her captain Cook legs (ok, don’t know if he was also [...]

Tamara Mellon to get a clean “slate” at the Carribean

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Tamara Mellon might have broken up with Christian Slater a few weeks ago, but it seems she’s determined to forget about him with a vacation in the Carribean. The Chimy Choo shoe tycoon, who is reportedly worth more than 100million English pounds was having a hard time doing the long-distance relationship (she is based in [...]

Scarlett Johannson pops her cork…for a campaign that is

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Scarlett Johannson is the first ever celebrity brand spokesperson of luxury champagne Moet & Chandon and the brand’s head, who’s been soiling his pants with joy ever since Scarlett said “Yes”, had this to say about the two bubblies:”She, like Moet, has a magical story to tell and makes people dream”. Oh, we dream, alright. We dream [...]

Farah Fawcett returns from experimental stem-cell treatment trip

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Pale and hunched over in a wheelchair, her face hidden by dark glasses and a red woolly hat, Farah Fawcett was unrecognisable as the once sexy Angel. Despite putting on a brave face, she looked to be in pain as she was wheeled out of the airport after returning home to LA. Having battled intestinal cancer for [...]

Britney Spears calls in the emergency airbrush genie to banish fat rolls

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For those of you out there who are still delusional in thinking that most celebrities are goddesses siting on mount Olympus, here’s a little piece of what we call “spare tires and fat grease made in Hollyland”…and proudly exhibited in Newark, New Jersey. To explain, Britney’s Circus Tour took her to New Jersey in month and during [...]