Wow, now that’s something you don’t see that often. An esteemed actress showing more talent at something a porn star takes at least a few months to nourish and develop. Those are not hot dogs (but they could be for those with a sick twisted fantasy about Glenn), but carrots, and there are more than [...]

Sorry for the “mistake” people, you can relax now (not that we have anything against british gay people bathing in our waters). It’s just Kelly Osbourne with her scrawny TEEN model fiance Luke Worrall enjoying their romantic vacation in matching outfits as usual (but seriously, Kelly with no make-up and heels and in boy shorts…who wouldn’t be [...]

Ok, somebody call social services. Pamela Anderson is torturing her kids with massive doses of embarassment. Oh how they wish they had parents who just spanked…but were able to keep their clothes on. Seriously, Pam’s need for attention is getting worse and worse and she’s enlisting all her magical slut powers to help her come [...]

 And she so owns it (well, she did pay 2 bucks for the ribbon) with that pink hat covering her eyes…but who needs to see when you got your fellow bitches to hold on to? Once inside H.Wood nightclub in L.A, Avril Lavigne demonstrated her bitchiness by writing her name on the bathroom mirrors with, [...]

Or Mickey Rourke, whichever is closer. But unfortunately it was just another boring night at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood for Bai Ling. No mechanical bulls to sit on, no earth vibrating under her feet, no thrill of getting off. Someone should direct her to Saddle Ranch Chop House immediately. Let’s not let that outfit go [...]

We were about to start giving her accolades about her enthusiasm and technique and then we reminded ourselves that this is Khloe Kardashian, the bodyguard of Goliath…that gave us pose..and in true honesty, if we saw her coming at us with similar intentions we would just run (although it would be pointless, she would just [...]

Lauren Conrad nearly exposed her crotch on top of showcasing her cellulite in a recent, overeager attempt to plead canadian audiences to continue watching The Hills. You see Lauren is desperate these days. Her dreams of becoming a catwalk designer queen…went straight for the hills since her clothing line was just cancelled. And because Lauren [...]

It is a fact that Victoria Beckham belongs in the same sisterhood of walking bunions that Paris Hilton belongs to. So it is with great surprise we saw she decided to abandon her masochistic footwear even for an evening and go for flip flops (at her hubby’s soccer game against Slovakia in Webley stadium, London). [...]