These two are as frigid in public as an eskimo without an igloo, so to see them making out throughout the Lakers game with Utah Jazz last night (April 21) and coming out of their saliva pool for much needed oxygen only when necessary one must assume that the Lakers do to them what a [...]

In the fattest nation in the world, Linsday Lohan is on a mission to lose enough weight for all of us to feel better about our lard-i-ness. The problem is, there is only about 50 pounds of her left…40 of those are bones. Lindsay looked absolutely frightening as she shopped at ‘Positive Eye Ons Optometry’ on Melrose [...]

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Sir Richard Branson, one of the world’s richest and most successful businessmen, has been photographed kite surfing off Necker Island, his private island in the British Virgin Island with naked model Denni Parkinson hanging off his back. Now in all fairness, Denni Parkinson is supposedly the photographer’s girlfriend, but really, how does Mrs. Branson feel about these [...]

After years of being the brunt of every cheap liquor store joke and an all expenses paid trip to rehab this past December, Tara Reid showed up at the Coachella fest looking, well, pretty damn good. Tara actually looked fresh, alert and her age(33), which is a departure from what we’ve been used to. There was no [...]

Sure, Nicole Scherzinger has Britney smoked in the looks department, kills her in body mass index too, but what’s up with the wardrobe sister? This makes one’s eyes water as if chopping onions with a knife made of shit. I mean, if you always wished Braveheart was a crossdressing dominatrix, then you should have been [...]

Yea, we know she has a set of yummy drumsticks, but why exactly is Amanda Bynes famous? I mean what have you done for me lately Miss Bynes? And how many paparazzi fools follow her around each day waiting for her to do the most mundane nonsense that every ordinary person does every day. Stay [...]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. We guess this means Lindsay Lohan’s pride will stay in Vegas if she accepts the job of going topless. Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco’s “Peepshow” to attend the grand opening [...]