Archive for May, 2009

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Britney Spears frolicks with new man in the Caribbean

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Britney Spears took her family (father, brother and two sons) and her new boyfriend, who’s none other than her own agent Jason Trawick for a much needed vacation in the Caribbean before she gets back to flashing fans her tampon strings on stage in other U.S cities. Droopy butt aside, Britney loved showing off her toned body [...]

Kim Kardashian and her staged bikini shots

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Now you know if this was the work of a paparazzo not born yesterday, we would be sipping home-made lemonade on Kim’s gigantic backporch (and hoping not to fall when walking inbetween her cellulite craters). But, since this was for the filming of The Kardashians, we got an eyefull of frontal exposure (and just a [...]

Lady Gaga and her disco kangaroo pouch arrive in Australia

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Travellers, take note: when preparing for a flight dress like a shiny disco ball ready to give birth to a litter of strobe lights…it gets you more peanuts and free apple juice from the stewardess (sorry, flight attendant). Lady Gaga arrived at Sydney International Airport for a series of concerts and looked like a kangaroo [...]

Pink, the angry little dwarf sees red in the land down under

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She’s a cross between Dolph Lundgren (when he was a child and only 4 feet tall) and Joe Pesci so you better not mess with Pink when she’s munching on her tapas. Which is exactly what happened in Perth, Australia where she’s currently performing. Pink got seriously annoyed when an Australian female freelancer dared take [...]

Paris’s own “Grand Reveal” at the DSquared Grand Opening Party

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Paris wore a set of white curtains at the grand opening party of DSquared…just to make sure they would fall (or in this case part aside) when it was time for her to go on stage and receive her applause and flowers. Because to be upstaged by anyone at anytime, anywhere in the universe would [...]

Lindsay Lohan visits Samatha’s pad looking every bit the mess she’s become

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Yikes, Lindsay Lohan is looking more and more like Gollum, if Golum was a nicotine/alcohol addicted freak who liked to play “he loves me, he loves me not” with an equally dismorphic creature of his own kind and had a straw coming out of his belly-button to facilitate coke snorting. Mind you, the disturbing, pissed-off [...]

Angelina goes for the “nude” in Cannes;hopes Brad will forget all about Jen

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Wow, stop the presses! Angelina Jolie is finally showing some skin (at the Cannes premiere of Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglourious Basterds”). Ok, so it’s pasty white and a bit veiny…but it’s still thighs, cleavage and nipples all in one appearance. And to be honest, we never liked her body (kinda boxy and flat in the rear…and [...]

Orlando Bloom proposes to Miranda Kerr in Cannes

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Yes, it’s official, Miranda Kerr is an engaged to be married woman and she’s got the ring to prove it. Rumour has it that Orlando flew her to Cannes specifically for the proposal because she got there on Monday (May 18) and left the next day to continue her work in NYC. Miranda, who looked [...]