Archive for May, 2009

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Kate Moss stops boozing just long enough to have boobs shot for new campaign

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Kate Moss at 35 is such a drunken mess, even her boyfriend Jamie Hince has nicknamed her Waynetta Slob (ah, isn’t he the sweetest? Every girl should have one of those to keep her grounded). But somehow, the camera always manages to make her look like a million bucks. Even her usually saggy tits are perkier in [...]

Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson make out at Restaurant

Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez celebrated the New York Yankees winning the Minnesota Twins the way every fan should: by sharing spit and groping each other’s celebratory body parts (note to other fans: if you are unable to find same team fan to make out with, use team’s bear mascot…but proceed with caution due to [...]

Ben Stiller embarrassed by White House visit with pyjama-clad Gervais

BEN STILLER is still hanging his head with embarrassment after touring the White House with RICKY GERVAIS, because the British funnyman showed up at the U.S. President’s home in his pyjamas. The actors, who co-star in upcoming film Night at the Museum;Battle of the Smithsonian, paid a recent visit to Washington, D.C. to premiere the [...]

Kim Kardashian’s new store vandalized; gives Kim something to twitter about

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Awesome, it had been days since Kim Kardashian twittered and her fingers were twitching really bad…so a little graffiti drama was just what the doctor ordered for Immediate-Attention-Needed Syndrome. In her blog, sister Kourtney attempted to dismiss rumours the vandalism was directed to Kim or the clan by saying the location of their new Miami [...]

Doug Reinhardt’s love documentary:it’s all about Paris’s crotch

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Doug Reinhardt wanted to capture every precious moment with his loved one while in Cannes: her fixing her make-up, her adjusting her boob tape, her showing her princess panties while gracefully spreading her legs (oops, darn it, where’s that “delete” button!!)…and Paris just basked in the glory of it all… Later on, when Doug run out of [...]

Rihanna visits strip club, spends hundreds on strippers and makes out with guy

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Before we get on with the important stuff, we want to take a moment to reflect on Rihanna’s new hairdo…because it gave us a newfound appreciation for the cockatoo. That jungle bird is stylin! It’s got some serious fashion sense going on and you can bet it’s causing havoc amongst the monkeys…you know, all trying to [...]

Victoria Silvstedt still loving her see-through panties

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We are pretty sure by now that Victoria Silvstedt’s legs have an automatic mechanism that triggers them to spread when they are stimulated by flash. That’s probably why she gave up on her promise to wear granny panties in order to avoid any more embarassing camel toe appearances…she just can’t control them anymore, they have [...]

Jessica Biel thinks she’s too pretty for Hollywood

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  So check this out. A girl with a mediocre talent in acting becomes a household name and has her posters hanging in every adolescent boy’s bedroom because of her good looks (and perky butt), but is now complaining that her beauty and sexiness is what’s holding her back, even going as far as to [...]