Where are the strobe lights? Paris Hilton wants to dance, er, swim.

Here’s a fashion tip from Paris Hilton: if your bandana, sunglasses, bangles, shorts, high heels, purse, nails, lipstick, tampon and chewing gum don’t match your swimsuit, don’t even bother showing up…you’ll just be embarrasing yourself . And so Paris, who took a pledge to the sisterhood of swarowski bandanas, remained true to herself and appeared [...]









