Archive for May, 2009

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Where are the strobe lights? Paris Hilton wants to dance, er, swim.

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Here’s a fashion tip from Paris Hilton: if your bandana, sunglasses, bangles, shorts, high heels, purse, nails, lipstick, tampon and chewing gum don’t match your swimsuit, don’t even bother showing up…you’ll just be embarrasing yourself . And so Paris, who took a pledge to the sisterhood of swarowski bandanas, remained true to herself and appeared [...]

Jenny McCarthy and her nipples wish you a Merry Christmas from Cannes

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Jenny McCarthy has Christmas in mind and can’t wait to share her smile and pokies with us…but we will have to wait until December, when the real snow kicks in and “A Christmas Carol” in which she stars with face-bender lover Jim Carey hits theatres. The JJs were in Cannes to promote the movie and [...]

Tara Reid is Lost in Cannes and can’t find her way out of the bottle

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It seems Tara Reid is using rehab as a temporary vacation spot for her body. A few colonics, daily lymphatic and drainage massages…all attempting to give her body a chance to crap out the glass (from the tequila bottles she’s been ingesting all these years) just in time for her next partying&boozing&exposing triathlon. And Cannes [...]

Did Madonna marry her Jesus over the weekend?

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Her spokesperson might have denied wedding rumours, but Madonna got all dressed-up in white (ferocious boy-eaters don’t wear bridal gowns…and she would have worn black had it not been the Kaballah rule of white for wedding rituals) for a Kaballah ceremony over the weekend followed by an equally virginous-looking Jesus. And according to the boy’s dad, this [...]

No, it’s not a drag queen’s saggy ass, it’s just Pamela Anderson making a fool of herself again

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Pam Anderson was right in her element this weekend. An event in Vienna that doesn’t frown upon people who love to go for the blamboyant, ridiculous and downright hilarious when it comes to their outfits. The Fire Ball Gala was a charity event aimed at raising funds for AIDS and HIV victims. And Pam (who knows [...]

Who knew Penelope Cruz could be such a limber stripper?

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Don’t be fooled by the ease with which Penelope Cruz is spreading/splitting her limbs and by the sexy pout she’s sporting while doing it. The ability to look like a convincing burlesque stripper (is it just us, or does anyone who has all their parts attached to their torso wants to do the Dita Von [...]

Fergie is starting to warm up to her sadomasochistic side

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Fist the blonde hair was gone. Then came the black heels with spikes…and recently, Fergie has been walking around wearing weird bondage boob/neck straps (aka bra and jacket in one). Is she trying to tell us she and hubby Josh like choking each other in bed, or did she just get inspired by the radio station she [...]

Will someone take Kelly Brook’s picture?

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Kelly Brook’s job is to be on vacation and parade her voluptuous breasts and her pear-shaped lower-half in a bikini. And true to her profession, she was caught running around in a bikini in the Caribbean, for what seems to be the 10th time this year. Once again she was alone, but wanting to keep a souvenir of [...]