A desperate Jordan has been sending soon to be ex-hubby Peter Andre a string of text messages begging him to take her back and promising she’ll be a sexual beast:”If you let me come back i’ll be like a wild animal in bed again”. As we already reported, Jordan had enforced a sex ban on her [...]

Jessica Biel is angry her new movie has gone straight to DVD, and blames leaked stills of her topless for the decision. The 27-year-old actress plays exotic dancer Rose Johnny in the Powder Blue, which also stars Forest Whitaker, Ray Liotta, Lisa Kudrow and Patrick Swayze as a seedy club boss. Images showing the actress [...]

No, it’s not for having dated the world’s oldest man still standing (although why Hugh Hefner himself is not in the Guinness book for spending a century in pyjamas is still a mystery)…it’s for taking part in the World’s Biggest Bikini Parade (yep, they made a category for that too). Holly partnered with the mayor [...]

You’d think getting back together with her ex-husband would make her want to flip the bird to the world a bit less often, but Pink was her usual pissed-off scary lesbian-looking self as she gave photographers the finger on her way to Mels Diner in Van Nuys, CA. She should have saved the finger gesture…we’re [...]

Ahh, little plump Beth Ditto…what a sticky, smelly, lesbian mess. Here’s a few facts for those that don’t know her well (or don’t know her at all): She used to eat squirrels when she was a kid (we’re pretty sure she still does…oh, wait, that’s lipstick and not squirrel blood on her lips?). She despises [...]

This can’t be just Mariah Carey’s bad fashion sense…Nick Cannon must have something to do with it for sure. “Mimi, honey, there’s been a lot of talk about Eminem peeing on you recently, so you gotta show the world it’s all trash and that you’re a respectable woman”…and that’s when Mini’s lightbulb turned on and she [...]

We don’t know what’s scarier about Janice Dickinson anymore. Her mouth (migrating like a bloated bird towards her chin), what comes out of her mouth (mean gibberish both when sober and severely intoxicated) or her implants (one of which is trying to come out through her pores…or nipple…you never know, it might erupt like Vesuvius [...]

Taryn Manning is a mess from the neck and up, but from the waist down (yeah, we’re not too sure about the middle part) she’s doing ok. Nonetheless, never missing an opportunity to show off skin(a lot of leg, a bit of arse), Taryn eagerly slathered a cellulite cream promising to banish craters in 9 [...]