Megan is turning out to be an agry fox. Everything is pissing her off these days. Could it be that she’s sticking her tampons way up high? That could cause some restlesness and impatience with all things human. To explain, her latest victim is Scarlett Johansson. Megan is annoyed at the popular perception that celebrities [...]

She doesn’t have the tightest body in town (a bit of wobble there, a bit of cellulite here), but all in all Leighton Meester offered a pretty sight to the beach goers of the Los Angeles beach she spent her Sunday afternoon at. Leighton was hanging out with friend Emmy Rossum and her boyfriend Justin [...]

Cher has been desperate to prove that at 62 she’s still as hot as she was 20 years ago when she filmed her “Turn Back Time” video wearing a net and thigh-high boots. And so, through bi-monthly cryogenesis (they defrost her after 24 hours in the cryogenic thalamus), weekly facial pull-ups via surgical suturing and a daily [...]

The people that watched Amy Winehouse’s concert in St.Lucia had a lot of fun, and it had nothing to do with great music…to them, it was the same kind of fun that you have when you get your hands on a baby chimp, you dress it in diapers and get it wasted on a bottle of [...]

Amy Fisher had a busy weekend in Miami. She got to give a few hundred of her “business cards” promoting her adult website to sleezy old retirees, sit on the arthritic lap of the diaper-wearing customers who had enough pocket change to pay for it and even got to be the judge for the hottest MILF of the [...]

Adam Lambert seemed to be lost for words when a high-school girl at Mount Carmel High-School (where he graduated from) run on stage and showed him her blossoming boobies. The look of amazement on his face can be easily explained since it was the first time he got so close to a set of female [...]

It’s one of two things: Either Mariah is in a happy place what with having a husband that licks the marble she walks on, a new house worth $125million with gold-encrusted leather walls they are about to buy and a gig in Turkey (opening of a new resort called Mardan Palace on the 23rd of [...]

As we said in the previous post, The Annual White House Correspondents Association Dinner was a real borefest but for the Natalie Portman nipplegate photos. But just moments later, these images of Top Chef host, Padma Lakshmi, showed up and boy does she know how to get a dead ballroom to a standing room only [...]