Archive for May, 2009

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Natalie Portman shows the Obamas some O-nipples

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The stars were shining bright Saturday night at the The Annual White House Correspondents’ Gala Dinner in Washington. Some shined brighter than others. Take Natalie Portman for example,  her areolas were so excited to meet the ‘chosen one,’ they tried to get past the secret service to get their blessings. And we thought this night would [...]

Keira Knightley’s boyfriend defends her banned domestic violence video (included)

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Keira Knightley’s boyfriend, Rupert Fiend,  is upset that an ad for prevention of domestic violence, featuring his girlfriend getting beat up to a pulp by her on-screen boyfriend was banned from British television. “I think that banning an advert because it is shocking is quite the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of. What [...]

Mel Gibson’s kids seek lawyers to protect inheritance from pregnant girlfriend

Mek Gibson’s adult children are reportedly planning to hire lawyers to protect their inheritance after rumours their father’s new girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant. And Grigorieva is said to have installed private security guards outside her Los Angeles home (owned by Gibson) as Gibson’s divorce battle gears up. Two of their adult children, twins Edward and Christian, 26, [...]

Drunk Katie Price offers boobs at half-price in club

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Jordan (Katie Price) was out getting wasted Friday night in a Bristol club in England while husband Pete Andre was home babysitting the kids. Onlookers reported she kept downing vodka shots all night and at some point started flashing her boobs around. She was also seen whispering in the ear of a mystery man (we’re guessing [...]

Nick Cannon wants Eminem’s blood for disrespecting Mariah

Nick Cannon posted a blog entry on his official website on Friday vowing to take revenge for Eminem’s new leaked track in which he calls wife Mariah Carey a “C**t” and a “Whore”. The blog was very educational. For instance, we now know that Nick has daily conversations with little creatures that sit on his [...]

Megan Fox is a lesbian boy-eater in new movie

When we first heard about the plot of Megan Fox’s new movie, Jennifer’s Body, we’d thought we’d be the first ones to camp outside the movie theatre when it hit our local screen. Yeah, the boy-eating part sounds kinda freaky, but we were sure the lesbian scenes would more than make up for it…but then she [...]

Holly Madison advertises her “no strings attached” body in Vegas

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Holly Madison has recently said that she’s never dating anyone again and that she doesn’t need a man. What she meant was that she’s now open only to casual, extremely fun and “no strings attached” sex. All those interested (except the geriatric population, she’s done with that) should fill the application form to be found [...]

Audrina Patridge turns 24…and her boobs turn into toddlers

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Audrina Patridge had a big night on Saturday. She was celebrating her 24th birthday at Eva Longoria’s Beso Restaurant in Los Angeles and her breasts couldn’t be happier…being that they are only a few years old, it was hard to control them and make them behave during dinner…in fact one of them kept running away [...]