Forget about the rumours you’ve been hearing. Naomi Campbell won’t be having any illegitimate children with her billionaire Russian boyfriend (illegitimate since he’s still married) any time soon, nor will she breastfeeding them her poisonous milk laced with wickedness and obsessive compulsion for throwing all things sharp and metal. Despite the fact that she recently [...]

Brooke Hogan can’t be happy. She just turned 21 but looks like an overly tanned tranny with a obsessive love for the quad master and to top it all, her father is sleeping with her…well not really her, but an inflatable doll version of her…ok, not quite…let’s just say he’s getting cozy with her spitting [...]

Finding yet another outlet to support a good cause, Bai Ling put on her best strappy sandals and micro-top and got ready for a face-down with a rally car for the best tires (alas hers went flat right at the beginning). The event in support of Children’s Los Angeles Hospital and PADRES Contra El Cáncer included [...]

You know, we were wondering why Jessica Biel has been acting weird recently: she’s back to the sexy little dresses, shows a lot of leg and (please roll the drums)….she smiles a lot!! We were going to suggest that her dentist told her to keep her mouth open for the teeth brightening treatment to be more [...]

We get it, Kelly Rippa’s fat percentage is lower than a refrigerator’s normal temperature. But when she emerges out of the water in Miami Beach looking like a tanned human dummy missing from a cardiothoracic surgeon’s office then one has to wonder; is Kelly Rippa feasting on seaweed to survive? And people, that belly outie seriously looks [...]

Claire Danes had a Tara Reid moment while outside The Marc Jacobs Met Costume Gala After-Party at Monkey Bar. Claire needs some more ‘exposure’ like this, she’s been MIA for the most part since Spiderman part 89 or whatever it was. Locky

We thought America was the land where freedom of speech and freedom of religion were a given, but apparently we should check again. America has become so politically correct and eager to please all minorities, that the voice of a person with a mainstream belief or way of living is silenced if it contradicts in [...]

There is no saving Kiefer Sutherland…the guy is lost forever and ever in the fictional brain jungle of Jack Bauer…and the enemy is everywhere…even at a fashion party (The Met’s Costume Institute Gala after-party in NYC)…well, you never know, little chinese spies could be hiding under the oversized gowns. To explain, Kiefer approached Jack McCollough, Proenza Schouler’s [...]