Archive for May, 2009

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Jacko warned he’s too thin to perform

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Skinny Michael Jackson has reportedly been told he is too frail to embark on his mega comeback shows. The Sun report that doctors said Wacko is 20lb underweight and needs to bulk up before his 50-date run of performances, which will include his famous dance routines. The 50-year-old King Of Pop is also battling an [...]

Kelly Brook goes Nuts for sex

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Kelly Brook was recently photographed for British Male Magazine Nuts, and she looked like a sexy bordello mistress in heat. The interview that went with the boobs and butt was also quite enjoyable…especially when we got to the part about her daily exercise routine. Apparently the only kind Ms. Brook approves is the one that [...]

Can the owner of the giant who broke the pilates machine please report to the front desk?

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So Chrstina Little Ricci took her gentle giant (fiance) to pilates class the other day…now take in what we just said and try to picture this mammoth on a pilates apparatus. Have you ever seen one of them? They are made for little people who don’t cut steel rods when they flex. We are guessing [...]

Can you tell Megan Fox is pissed at Brian Austin?

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We’re guessing Brian Austin slept on the couch (or the bathroom floor?) after this argument with Megan Fox. The photographers who snapped the pictures reported that the two had a heated argument which resulted in Megan getting very upset…funny…Brian just doesn’t seem all that bothered…maybe because he knows what follows the day after is nasty make-up [...]

Lindsay Lohan looks “old and bothered” at “haute and bothered” party launch

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What’s up with messed up chicks and biting their fingers or sucking their thumbs (think Amy Winehouse) when in public?They’re either regressing and wishing they were back in their mother’s womb, or hoping it will make them look cute and more worthy of sympathy. Either way, it is not working for Lindsay Lohan, who looks [...]

Blake’s Lively breasts bring life to the nightmare that was the Costume Institute Gala

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We’ve already covered the biggest fashion disaster at the Metropolitan Museum’s The Model As Muse Embodying Fashion Costume Institute Gala in NYC, i.e Madonna, but couldn’t help praise the few that stood out, not for their head cocks and feather nests, but for their beautifully wrapped cleavages and legs. One of the best examples was [...]

Melanie Brown goes from Spice Girl to XXX-tra Spicy Girl

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Pop star Melanie Brown, who is busy playing the sexy Peep Diva in her new Peep Show, has revealed that she has no qualms about doing sexy numbers and performing in barely there outfits. The singer dresses in a sexy outfits and pulls men on the stage, and her character Peep Diva utters lewd lines to [...]

Britney Spears to buy oxygen chamber to save voice from lip-synching

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Apparently Britney Spears thinks her voice is more precious than the voice of God when he spoke to Abraham and that opening and closing her mouth during her lip-synching concerts does great damage to her golden vocal cords. Therefore, she has decided to take immediate action, by purchasing a $23,000 oxygen chamber to purify it [...]