Victoria Principal does not have too much patience for slaves, er, sorry, maids who can’t coerce a dog to poop faster. And when they fail to do so, the crime is punishable by death with firing squad. According to TMZ, Maribel Banegas, the maid who used to work for Victoria Principal at her Malibu house [...]

While in St.Lucia, Amy Winehouse often takes a break from sucking her thumb, fueling her brain cells with pot and tequila and robbing the male population of the island of its pubic health to practise her martial arts skills (always with a comb in her mouth so as not to swallow her tongue while attempting [...]

Victoria Silvstedt is like a Peruvian Sun Lizard…she loves nothing more than to bask in the sun for hours. Alas, the sun is unforgiving, even when it comes to super-charged, super-pumped Barbies and we’re afraid  we will soon be calling her the Lizard-skin Barbie. These pictures were taken while Victoria was boob tanning at the Marbella [...]

It’s official: Madonna is not just a blood-sucking, testosterone-pumped vampire craving the flesh of the young and innocent. She is a stupid blood-sucking vampire after the flesh of the young and innocent willing to pay thousands of dollars to Louis Vuitton to make her the ridicule of the fashion world…and we couldn’t be more pleased. [...]

Right, we’re going to say this only to make our point more clear, so let there be no doubt as to where our preferences lie (when it comes to spooning that is): Kate Borsworth’s boyfriend, James Rousseau is one of the hottest guys out there (we just cringed). So, if you have a man like [...]

Finally! It took a fashion gala to convince Jessica Biel to drop the act and come out as the person everyone knew and had intimate bathroom moments with: gorgeous with layers and layers of sex appeal (kinda like an onion but without the stinging). Unfortunately her boyfriend, who has serious insecurities about his non-existent chest [...]

Yep, that’s Goldie Hawn dangerously near to ripping her facial threadlift off due to a demented laughter (that requires the mouth to stretch like a birth canal) and even more dangerously close to inflicting psychological damage on us by spreading her legs a bit too wide. Goldie who was attending Rachel Zoe’s party at Gramercy [...]

So African-born beauty Ida Ljungqvist(you know this is a smart one because she can pronounce her own name) was officially crowned as the 50th Playmate of the Year and amongst her gifts for giving men the gift of her shaved privates she got a Mazda 6 Sports Sedan (yes, Playboy is also going through a recession), [...]