Archive for May, 2009

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Sanaa Lathan:it’s good to have friends who “stick out” for you

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Sanaa Lathan spent Memorial Day at a topless beach, but she was the only one fully covered…unlike her unknown friend who couldn’t help shoving her ass crack and boobs in every photographer’s way…but before you judge her, know it was all done to protect Sanaa from the prying eyes of the paparazzi…even if it meant shielding [...]

Shauna choco balls-on sticks plays dirty in the Sand

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Shauna Sand is definitely looking more like two bars of Twix balancing on glass stipper shoes topped by two hard balls of marzipan chocolate (nuts inside so those allergic, beware!). But shoosh, don’t tell her…poor thing thinks those teary-eyed men holding their nutsack in a vain effort to avoid pissing themselves from laughter at the beach [...]

Tori Spelling shows twilight zone boobsticles in a bikini

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They are a cross between testicles and hard lava after the eruption of a volcano and this weekend Tori Spelling had them on display eager to teach onlookers a valuable lesson in male anatomy gone wrong and the freaky laws of physics. And speaking of laws, we hope the laws of genetics don’t apply to her [...]

Kim Kardashian shows us how Nivea makes her mammaries super soft to the touch

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Kim Kardashian spent a lovely weekend parading her liquid assets in front of every camera the Nivea Beach House had installed for the Nivea and Shay Todd’s Bikini Bash. Everyone, including Emmy Rossum and Michelle Trachtemberg came looking lovely, casual, and more importantly in clothes…but not Kim. In fact, she kept creeping into the bathroom to [...]

Adriana Lima is pregnant

People, the amazing news here is that Adriana will be one of the hottest MILFs around in a little over 7 months…and we came to this scientific conclusion after careful, mathematical deduction: The 27 year-old always maintained that she was a virgin and would remain so until she got married. She and Marko Jaric eloped [...]

Update:Mike Tyson’s daughter dies

Retired boxer Mike Tyson is in mourning after his four-year-old daughter died in hospital on Tuesday following a freak accident with a treadmill cord. Little Exodus was placed on life support in St. Joseph’s Hospital in Phoenix, Arizona after she was found unconscious with her neck choked by the power cable of the gym equipment [...]

Lindsay Lohan brings mystery man to her house for a midnight session

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Lindsay Lohan must have had Tickle Me Elmo in her pants last night, because even her freckles were smiling as she was ushering a guy into her house at around midnight…and there’s only one possible reason for the obvious mood change: She just got herself a leading role in the new film “The Other Side” along with [...]

Avril Lavigne grabs a hold of her sea mamals

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It certainly was wavy and frothy at Malibu beach over the weekend, and Avril Lavigne had to make sure her dolphins didn’t swim out of her top amist all that excitement. Aside from her cupping display, Avril also gave onlookers a masterclass in the art of cartwheeling (after she safely secured her top underneath her [...]