Her face smeared with blood and contorted in agony, Danielle Lloyd waited for paramedics after being attacked in a West End nightclub, yesterday. The 25-year-old model needed emergency plastic surgery on her leg after the attack. Danielle was allegedly assaulted by two women and thrown on to a table of glasses, gashing her leg and [...]

Kim Kardashian has been spending her week in Miami in a bid to promote their new Dash store branch in Miami and her Fitness DVD Collection called Fit In Your Jeans By Friday (ironically Kim has yet to manage fitting in hers unless the seamstress sews in some extra ass fabric). And because she thinks one of [...]

God save us from Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore…for the next time they twitter, it will be to share pictures of their giant shit turds on Twitter…that or a video of them farting on YouTube. Demi, who has caught the bug called “shamelessly sharing all my private moments with the rest of the world” wanted [...]

Megan Fox’s mouth is like the Niagara Falls (pretty to watch, makes a heck of a noise and impossible to stop its powerful streaming…or running of the tongue in this case). And when she can’t find anymore tantalizing things to tell us about herself (see lesbian fantasies), she will embarass other ones in her everlasting seek [...]

Just recently she posed as a semi-naked cougar seducing a young man and luring him into her lair (magazine’s spin: Brooke Shield’s empowers women)…now she’s tortured by regret for not having wild sex with her school’s football team (kidding…just the part about having sex with the whole team is untrue)…in a couple months expect to [...]

Ever so classy Paris Hilton was booted off Elton John’s luxury yacht – for attempting to give Doug Reinhardt “oral maintenance” in the boat’s toilet cabin (we’re betting Doug was pulling double-duty as the receiver and camera man). She and Doug had to walk the walk of shame off the boat after Elton John’s hubby David Furnish [...]

Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter Exodus is on life support after an accident involving home exercise equipment, the Associated Press reports. In what police in Phoenix call a tragic accident Monday morning at Tyson’s home there, the girl was reportedly found by her 7-year-old brother with her neck caught in a cable attached to a treadmill. [...]

We are to believe ofcourse, that when Heidi Klum gets those midnight cravings, she screams at Seal to put his pyjamas on and run to the nearest McDonald’s to get her a Double Snack Deluxe and a Jumbo coke…that’s probably her secret to maintaining her figure after a dozen pregnancies…because those burgers are practically calorie-free, [...]