Julliette Lewis was really excited to perfrom with her band The Romantiques in Talking Heads, Southampton. After all, it was the opportunity of a life time to perform infront of a pulsating crowd of…twenty. And so she went up on stage looking like an 80′s retro-vomit disco queen and she writhed, screamed and spinned (all [...]

Four inch heels and a mini dress that rides up when you sit down…definitely appropriate attire for church, especially when your goal is to make the pastor forget all about his sermon (or make last minute changes to incorporate the delightful sins of the flesh). Miley might have gone to church on Sunday morning in [...]

Pamela Anderson practically lives on the beach…and it’s starting to show (heck, even her inflatable rafts are starting to let in water). The aging starlet, who would consider going back to TV only if it involved her cooking vegan food in a bikini at the beach, was sporting a spotty, overly tanned and withered face, [...]

Yes, it seems Paris Hilton’s plan has worked…the secret bioweapon she was hiding in the swarowski tiaras she has been wearing has managed to turn Doug Reinhardt’s brain into mush…so much so that he’s actually going to propose (we’re not going as far as to say “marry” her, because Paris may wake up one day [...]

Correct us if we’re wrong, but last time we checked, yellow oxford shoes were still hideous…even on a golf course. But what do we know, we’re just a bunch of fashion-backward Americans, according to Mischa Barton. Speaking to a British magazine, she said: “I’ve got friends in London who I think are very fashionable. Girls [...]

If only that boa was real…and if only it could just hug these two idiots and squeeze them real hard (it would be with love, ofcourse)…hopefully when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt start their new reality show “I’m an annoying, fame-hungry pest, get me out of here” (well, it’s actually “I’m a Celebrity, get me [...]

We’re thinking that’s the least she could have done…after all, she got paid $1.5million just to make an appearance at the Mardan Palace’s grand opening in Antalya, Turkey (Saturday) and sing two songs (we’re thinking a nipple slip would have made her price tag a bit more fair)… Apparently, Tom Jones and his tupee also [...]

Sorry, the nasty part in us couldn’t help it (well, the handcuffs didn’t help either)…Angelina Jolie was just licking one of her veiny fingers after getting a taste of chocolate cake during a break from filming “Salt” in NYC (it was the assistant director’s birthday). Although, still on the handcuff subject, we could imagine Angelina being [...]