Archive for May, 2009

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Rihanna, The pirate of the Caribbean;she came, she “cockered”, she left

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Rihanna and her cockatoo hairdo took the Big City by storm. She visited strip joints and left only when the rooster on her head started crowing when daylight broke, she made out with Drake (The Tongue Snake), partied hard at Kanye West’s apartment (see pics with dress) and shopped till she dropped in her pirate and Crocodile [...]

Is Giselle Bundschen pregnant?

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When your husband escorts you to your gyno on a Saturday afternoon it’s not because he wants to hold your hand while the good doctor probes for a vaginal yeast infection (unless he has a weird fetish about women in hospital gowns, bench straps and huge stainless steel speculums). It’s more likely because he wants to [...]

Kate Hudson goes to the dark side and becomes plain Kate

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Granted it’s for a role, but the fact remains that Kate Hudson as a brunette looks like the boring girl next door who doesn’t get any stares when she takes out the trash. Luckily, the new movie, for which filming started this week, does not depend on her good looks to drive it (although Jessica [...]

Jean Claude Van Damme “briefs” us on his new movie

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The Muscles From Brussels was in Cannes (of course, this is the place where all kinds of party animals roll around in confetti and booze–see Paris, Phoebe Price etc– and nobody checks the hospitals for swine flu corpses…so why wouldn’t they let Van Damme and the terrorist bomb in his speedo come in?) to promote his new [...]

Cannes;a place for the unknown to…slip through the cracks

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Cannes used to be about glamour, sophistication and great films. Now, it’s all about drugs, sex, parties, unknown sluts getting naked and actresses falling in the lists that start after the letter B showing off as much skin as feasibly possible without getting themselves sexually assaulted on the red carpet. So it was no surprise [...]

Phoebe Price grabs attention any way she can at Cannes

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She’s freckled, she’s a redhead and no one knows what the hell she does for a living. No, we’re not talking about Lindsay Lohan, although we usually are, no, this time we’re refering to Phoebe Price. While most who attend Cannes have a purpose, like promoting movies, Phoebe finds it an opportune time to audition [...]

Lindsay Lohan to become a Jew and then marry Sam

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Actress Lindsay Lohan has reportedly proposed to her ex-girlfriend celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson amid rumours that the estranged couple have reconciled. The ‘Mean Girls’ star is also is planning to convert to Ronson’s religion of Judaism with the intention of marrying her, reported National Enquirer. The couple’s secret re-union has angered Ronson’s family and Lohan [...]

Dita Von Teese premieres her garter straps in Cannes

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Dita Von Teese twittered that her see-through Gaultier gown she’d wear at the amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS 2009 on the French Riviera would be sufficient to get her ridiculed in the U.S…and we couldn’t disagree more…on the contrary, das ist wunderbar mein fraulein! Now if only she had the same effect on the Europeans as [...]