Archive for May, 2009

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Christian Bale’s lust for blood after watching movie

Christian Bale is a great actor, but somewhat of a psychotic freak and one of these days he’s going to break a poor assistant’s or a sound director’s neck and start sucking their blood (well, he does have those natural fangs) when they inadvertedly get in his way while in the act of expressing his geniousness. The following is [...]

Eminem’s bloody horror ad banned (with video)

A bloody TV commercial promoting Eminem’s new album RELAPSE has been banned from the air after it was deemed “too gory” for U.S. viewers. The advertisement features scenes showing a maniacal-looking Eminem submerged in a bathtub full of blood interspersed with shots of severed limbs. But the horror-inspired clip has been barred by TV censors and [...]

Paris Hilton takes 2: “One Night in Cannes” Sex Tape Coming Soon

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Paris was busy in Cannes filming her new documentary: My dirty sexcapades Part II (she’s building a trilogy). Looking like Rudolph the Red-Nosed-Reindeer she straddled her equally wasted boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, she rubbed herself against him she gave him tongue and she fondled her bangers while attempting to seduce him with a strip dance…all in the [...]

George Clooney dating another waitress;because it’s all about “servicing” him the right way

For George Clooney it’s all about clean, prompt, no spills service. And when he finds that in a waitress/girlfriend, he makes sure he holds on to her…until she gets sloppy with her tray. And so it is that George is off the market once again with yet another cocktail waitress. A year after he split [...]

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr seal their engagement with open seas make-out

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What better way to say “I love you” with a make-out session aboard a yacht in Cannes (and a follow-up with a quickie in the cabin…because we all know how the sun intensifies horniness). One thing’s for sure;Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr looked extremely loved-up during their few hours under the sun in Cannes before [...]

Rolling Stone dinosaur Ronnie Wood and his Russian mail-order babe

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If you have the tendency to vomit when you see or smell foul, then quickly, look away. It’s 61 year-old Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood making out with his 20 year-old Russian girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova (ok, she didn’t order her via mail from Russia, but he might as well have…she’s a struggling waitress eager to find her [...]

Britney Spears:still in a bikini, still with some belly jelly

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Britney Spears better remove that shark hanging from her belly button…it might get hungry and go for her fat rolls (yeah, yeah, it’s early in the morning, what do you want from us?). Ok, let’s not be harsh, the woman only pays a mere $7,000 a month to get in shape…what did you expect her [...]

Lady Gaga goes “aboriginal” in her land down under

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Lady Gaga was on her way to a Sydney (Australia) Radio Station yesterday were she’d be interviewed behind closed doors…and because she wanted to impress the equipment and microphone with her p-zazz, she made sure all bets were out, ass cheeks and pubic hair included. Uncharacteristically so, she was a bit unsure of her self as [...]