Archive for June, 2009

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Che Guevara’s granddaughter naked for carrot revolution

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Remember Ernesto “Che” Guevara, the marxist revolutionary who played a key role in Fidel Castro rising to power in Cuba and who was executed in Bolivia in 1967? Well, his granddaughter Lydia Gevara wants to pay tribute to her grandfather…by posing with a bandolier of baby carrots, streaked in mud. The 24-year old Lydia is the [...]

Shauna Sands:Topless barbie on a spit

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After much googling of herself and realizing the coverage of her bikini pics was beginning to look like the last set of tits she had (sad and drooping), Shauna Sands decided it was time to up the ante…by letting her semi-roasted howlers hang out. For those few brave ones, the NSFW pics are there to peruse…but [...]

Mel B:sucking that lollipop one last time…at least in public

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It was Mel B’s last time as a scary, naked, boa simulator/tranny at the PeepShow in Las Vegas and she felt like celebrating it…by prouncing around in various bikinis at Wet Republic and sucking lollipops vehemently…all of which confirmed our opinion that the only connection Mel B should have with the stripper pole is to use [...]

Lindsay Lohan begging for entry

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Lindsay Lohan at 2:30am outside Samantha Ronson’s house, furiously banging on the door, attempting to pick the lock in vain (she is a stalker without the skills and talent), crying and begging to be let in. Can it get anymore pathetic than this? Lindsay rushed to Samantha’s house after Samantha texted her that the relationship was [...]

Anna Faris is a married woman again

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Here’s Anna Faris on her honeymoon in Maui. She and Chris Pratt got married on Saturday in Hawaii in a very small, private ceremony (first for him, second for Anna. She divorced her husband, actor Ben Indra just last year). Gotta say, her body is still good enough to qualify as eye candy, but her [...]

Paris Hilton fills her sex-infront of the camera-void with dolphin make-out

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We know…you’re getting that feeling of dejavu too…Paris Hilton rubbing against someone…and that someone is erect, wet and looks extremely happy. Well, what did you expect? She’s in Dubai, and publicly fornicating with the jellabiya-clad men could result in the loss of her very usefull hands (plus, doing it behind the cameras is sooo boring), so a [...]

Mila Jovovich is turning into a balding man

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First of all let’s get this out of the way:is there some unwritten star rule that stipulates all celebrities who visit supermarkets have to look like a meteorite full of horse dung just landed on them? Would it kill them to put on some make-up and fool us into thinking they have something in common with [...]

Kourtney Kardashian:no butt jokes for this sister

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Kourtney Kardashian proves once again that darn it, if she had just the right amount of sluttiness that pushed her towards the dark path of a sex tape, she would be the Kardashian that hogs the spotlight…and we wouldn’t have to be forced to be expending energy on writing how her sister’s ass is hogging [...]