The horror that is attached to Tori Spelling’s torso is still lingering on the shores of Hawaii, making lifeguards go nuts after countless CPRs performed on beach goers who choked on their blue Hawaiis after staring at them without protective goggles. If there was ever a moment when male ass became appealing, this would be it. [...]

Looking at Courtney Love makes us realize that the rectum, besides the obvious, is not just a place to hide illegal substances, but also a quiet and safe location for our penis to hide when it gets scared…just in case she wants to do a little bit of chit chat with it… In all seriousness, the only [...]

Remember Kristen Bell in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”? Well, after seeing her pictures in Hawaii (vacationing with her boyfriend Dax Shepard) looking like beef gyro with the bottom part left uncarved on the spit, we’re also ready to Forget all about Sarah Marshall. Seriously, our eyes are like aiport security scanners…it was all good and quiet from the [...]

Please. Does anyone buy the story that Paris is mingling with the Arabs to find her BFF? She just got fed up of poor American and European boys and she’s looking for the best underwear-devoid, white jellabiya-clad Arab to pay her in oil and gold for the 101 arabian nights she will offer him…hence the genie-in-the-bottle [...]

Britney Spears is letting loose in London…literally…and she’s poking us in the face with her sad, hound dog puppies. Britney was seen shopping around London after her gig in Manchester and she looked almost as depressed as her nipples…all three of them (face and breasts) were probably ashamed and saddened by Wednesday night’s gaffe…which proved [...]

Linda Hamilton is 52 years old, but looking at her most recent pictures, the actress looks at least a decade older. It’s hard to imagine she was once perceived as the sexiest ass-kicking heroine on the planet after she appeared next to Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first Terminator movie 25 years ago. But Linda thinks it’s a [...]

Don’t mess with Serena Williams and don’t look at her “titles” for too long (see shirt she was wearing). She might sit on you and squash you like a can of coke. Serena looked like Myke Tyson after a night of heavy drinking and stripper-slapping on the Vegas strip as she attempted to jog around [...]

Did we, or did we not call it? Only a day after we posted the story of Katie Price hitting Ibiza and predicting Safety Officials would be wishing for stricter tourist visa regulations before the end of the week, Katie Price has proven her slutty side was way repressed during her four years of marriage [...]