Archive for June, 2009

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The Pirelli Calendar;The boobs behind the boob scenes

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Vanity Fair spent a fair amount of its pages going behind the scenes of the photoshoot for the Pirelli Calendar. And we’re about to expend a lot of energy in keystrokes giving you a behind the scenes of the behind the scenes of the boob scenes…yeah, it’s confusing… The only thing certain is that Terry Richardson, [...]

Sacha Baron Cohen invades london with his hotpants and shaved crotch

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It wouldn’t be a Bruno premiere is Bruno, the gay Austrian reporter himself didn’t come out to play. Sacha’s other half of his current split personality was in full gear for the London premiere of Bruno on Wednesday night, accompanied by his oiled-up, spandex platoon of equally masculin-challenged men. Sacha and his soldiers marched to the [...]

Britney Spears and her downward dog nipples itching for a Big Mac

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This story tore us apart. We just didn’t know what to stare at. Britney’s nipples who looked like two punished children in the corner with their heads down or the McDonald’s establishment she visited on her way to her Manchester concert in England…seriously, we’re never going inside another McDonald’s in the States again…that’s it! At least [...]

Tori Spelling in Hawaii;Can you spell “anorexia”?

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Tori Spelling was always on the list of “women we’d be forced to sleep with if we were on a deserted island longer than two months”, but these pictures put her on the “women we’d be forced to sleep with if we were on a deserted island without a plastic ball we could draw a [...]

Fake news of the moment:Britney Spears is getting married

Because Star Magazine has the journalistic credit of say, NewsWeek we were totally ready to buy the story of Britney marrying her agent, Jason Trawick. But then they said he held her all night and kissed her cheeks…and that’s when we knew this was a big fat lie…by 3am Jason would have had his tonsils [...]

Scarlett Johansson needs to stop acting like a married woman

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Seriously, a bouffant?? What is up with Scarlett Johansson and her need to prove that she’s now a serious, married woman? First the blond hair was lost to the dark side…then came the sensible heels and dare we say,the neck-high dresses whose evil purpose was to hide possibly the only pair of breasts in the [...]

Larry David’s floss addiction led to his divorce

No, Larry David did not sneek out of the house to go visit hookers…he didn’t cheat with a co-worker…he didn’t even leave the toilet seat up…all he did was floss…and that was too much to take for his wife, so she divorced him. He explains to OK Magazine, “It started to go downhill when I [...]

Billy Joel’s hot wife is a free woman

We are truly shocked that the marriage between 60-year-old Billy “Piano Man” Joel and his smokin’ hot 27-year-old wife, Katie Lee, is over. Both their reps confirmed today, “After nearly five years of marriage Billy Joel & Katie Lee Joel have decided to separate. This decision is a result of much thoughtful consideration. Billy & [...]