Archive for June, 2009

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Katy Perry wants to make sweet love to curry chicken

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You can learn so many things from Twitter. For example, about the fight of the Iranian people for democratic elections…or that Katy Perry’s idea of a romantic evening involves nude make-out sessions with a slice of pepperoni pizza in the bathtub… Bored out of her mind from being confined in her house for three days due to [...]

Hilary Duff in a bikini is like thick-crusted pizza

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It’s thick and it’s got a lot of cheese…it’s still pizza though and you’ll eat it…although you’re afraid you’re going to end up with indigestion afterwards. So in other, non food terms, Hilary Duff’s bikini body is neither here not there… Hilary put it on display in Hawaii where she’s nursing her meltdown with boyfriend [...]

Courtney Love is one crazy walking skeleton

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Courtney Love looked like the ghost of Kurt Cobain in lipstick as she run her errands in NYC on Monday and while she partied in Malibu over the weekend igniting rumours that the theft of her dead husband’s ashes might have triggered her anorexia (we are of the personal opinion that she raided the pink [...]

Supermodel rips Terrell Owens a new one (with video)

Somewhere out there, dozens of NFL players are dowloading images of Joanna Krupa and pinning them inside their lockers, grinning from ear to ear. In normal circumstances, a woman swearing like a sailor would be a turn-off, but because it was aimed at the king of trash-talk Terrell Owens, somehow it just makes her hotter. [...]

Dakota Fanning is, er, wounded on set?

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This is all wrong and twisted. Dakota Fanning is 15 years old, and in our minds she still plays with her barbie dolls at home.  Instead, her vaginal faucet, unencumbered by a maxi-pad is spewing out blood and she’s about to enlighten us as to what a 17-year old can do in a seedy motel room with [...]

Daryl Hannah arrested for sitting in the middle of a highway

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Daryl Hannah was amongst a dozen arrested on Tuesday for impeding traffic after sitting down on Route 3 at Coal River Valley in protest of mountaintop removal mining. NASA climate scientist James Hansen and former Congressman and Secretary of State Ken Hechler were also cited. The protesters attempted to cross onto the property of leading mountaintop [...]

‘You Light Up My Life’ songwriter and director raped 11 women

The Oscar-winning composer and director behind “You Light Up My Life” raped 11 women he lured to his apartment with the promise of a starring role in a movie, prosecutors said at his arraignment Tuesday. The women read an online ad placed by the director, Joseph Brooks, applied for the audition “and thought this was [...]

Oh no! The Jordan “Slut-o-fest” has come to an end

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Jordan is back to London and back to being sensible…which translates to wearing a shirt and pants and getting back on her Hepatitis meds (kidding, she doesn’t have Hepatitis…just herpes…and gonnorhea). Seriously, how on earth are we going to be able to find another slut mommy with an appetite for weekly orgies bigger than Kirstie [...]