Cavorting with a porn star on a yacht and then getting chewed up by nasty piranhas (for the horror movie Piranha) was too tiring for Kelly Brook (yes, thinking which way to stick your booty out while delivering the line “watch out!!!!” before film crews spread mince meat on the deck to signify your horrific ending can [...]

Here’s a few hints: we’ve seen them a lot…at the beach, on a yacht, through see-through clothes, slipping from the side of a dress during shooting. And don’t be fooled by the platinum hair (it’s not Lady Gaga). This one likes her men old and rich. Oh, she’s got a nasty lower-half and a third [...]

It’s a wrap, folks. The L.A premiere of The Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen was the last promotion of the movie, and since that means there is a possibility Megan Fox will stay out of the press for a good week or two, we thought it would be a nice going-away gift if we presented her best moments of [...]

Here’s to David Duchovny apparently recovering from the sweet&sour disease called “obsessive erectile attention disorder”(only “sour” if you’re in the supermarket line and the only person standing infront of you is a 75-year old toothless retiree holding on to her 25cent coupons).  David has been working hard lately at not letting his zipper run like the [...]

Chris Brown might have avoided a spell in jail after he pleaded guilty to assaulting his ex-girlfriend Rihanna, but he will have to do with a Rihanna double for the next few years and perhaps a few stolen glances at the MTV Music Awards. His lawyer Mark Geragos made a plea bargain just hours before his ex [...]

Ryan O’Neal is set to marry Farrah Fawcett on her deathbed, before the Charlie’s Angel succumbs to the cancer that is ravaging her (an emotional O’Neal revealed the wedding plans to Barbara Walters on 20/20). ‘I’ve asked her to marry me again, and she’s agreed,’ O’Neal, 68, revealed. O’Neal also described Fawcett’s deteriorating condition, saying [...]

Sacha Baron Cohen sure knows how to celebrate a country’s culture. In London, his alter ego Bruno paid tribute to the palace guards by showing up in leather hotpants and a big feather hat. In Spain, he showed up as a bull with a hanging fury penis, and in Holland he showed off his red g-string [...]

Here’s Jordan trying to prove she’s the world’s besty mommy by getting on top of as many penises as possible in one short yacht ride…we counted six, including her flame of the week Anthony Howler and ex-boyfriend Mark Pea-cock (in other words she had both tits and ass on board…and we’re not referring to the [...]