Archive for July, 2009

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George Clooney’s new girlfriend was a naughty, breast-baring nun

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And you thought it was Elisabetta Canalis’ hot Italian “hillsides” that captured little George’s attention…no, no…in Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney found a kindred spirit, an artist always seeking to perfect their craft. After watching Virgin Territory (in which Elizabetta tries to heal a sick man with her holy nun mammaries), George was convinced he found [...]

Jennifer Aniston tries to escape the bounty hunter, but high beams give her away

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The unpredictable northeast weather can be annoying…except when it gives women in skimpy clothes the chills (ok, we take that back…good looking women in skimpy clothes because being forced to look down at the pokies of a fat Mexican with a moustache is what nightmares are made of). And so thanks to the lousy NYC [...]

AnnaLynne McCord puts out her squeezed chestnuts for new squeeze

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A little bit more than three weeks ago (4th of July to be exact), AnnaLynne McCord was celebrating the greatness of this country by showing her 90210 co-star Kellan Lutz exactly why this is the land of the free by free-falling on top of him in the bushes and making out until he started popping [...]

Elisabetta Canalis’ booty catches the eye of George Clooney

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When you are George Clooney, you can make the panties drop off of any woman with just a wink and a smile.  He’s bedded just about every hottie in Hollywood and now he’s moved on to some European prey. Enter Italian TV personality, Elisabetta Canalis.  The two have been spotted hanging out recently, but here [...]

Ciara is a camel-toe flashing, third-tier Rihanna

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Nice haircut, Ciara.  Where’d you get your inspiration from?  Word is, Rihanna is fuming over Ciara’s look-alike ‘do.  “Ciara has always looked up to Rihanna, so this is not a big surprise,” says an insider. “They used to be friends, but Rihanna’s over her. She’d like Ciara to get her own look.” From the neck [...]

Imogen swims topless with the help of her water wings, we mean boobs

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“Big Brother” star Imogen Thomas got some sun on her ‘big sisters’ in Marbella, Spain when she went topless skinny dipping.  We are usually ecstatic about topless celebs, but her low-hanging fake melons make us wish she had put a full bikini on.  You know it’s never a good sign when a woman’s boobs’ remind [...]

Rihanna hasn’t given up the pasties yet

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Does Rihanna have star pasties in every color of the rainbow?  We certainly hope so!  The R&B songstress slapped on a see through top and red star pasties for a dinner out in NYC recently.  You may remember RiRi wore a similar set over the Fourth of July weekend in Vegas. Look, we don’t blame [...]

Mischa’s back, but was she suicidal?

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Well, looky here.  Mischa Barton is out of the loony bin and in New York City to supposedly start filming on her CW series, “The Beautiful Life.”  Rumors are still swirling as to why she was put there in the first place, but a few sources have spoken with E! Online: “She tried to kill [...]