Archive for July, 2009

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Are those mangoes in your blouse or are you just happy to see us, Scarlett?

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Who better to front the Mango line, than Scarlett Johansson, a girl who looks like she’s got plump fruit permanently jammed up her jawline. Sure, everyone else is blabbering about the Vicki Cristina connection, with ScarJo displacing Penelope Cruz as Mango’s promotional puppet, but we think the real story here is those tacky snakeskins strapped [...]

Are you ready to ‘Scream’ again?

Horror of horrors!  Wes Craven is bringing back his Ghostface killer from the dead in order to create another sequel to the Scream franchise.   And two of the biggest stars from the series have just thrown their hats back into the bloody ring.  According to E! Online: It’s official! David Arquette and Courteney Cox have [...]

Kayla Ewell is all smiles…literally

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We won’t hold it against you if you have no idea who Kayla Ewell is. In fact, you’re probably better off. Kayla’s playing a bit part in something called the “Vampire Diaries,” which is essentially a 3rd tier “Twilight” rip-off, perfect for a chick who looks like an awkwardly botched clone of Meghan Fox, Jennifer [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s walk of shame

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Lindsay Lohan has made herself an easy target for the pap’s as of late, skulking out of another carpet munching marathon at Samantha Ronson’s pad. Looks like Lindz didn’t even have enough time to stuff her rack back into her black top before Sam shoved her out the door. Maybe all that chasing after comedian/drug [...]

Rachel in all her boring glory on the set of ‘Morning Glory’

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Rachel McAdams tried to be interesting on the set of her upcoming film “Morning Glory,” by scamping around in a practical beige and white outfit. The flick also features Harrison Ford, who Rachel should probably start screwing to make her life somewhat noteworthy. Yeah, we all got a chuckle when she started dating Ryan Gosling’s [...]

Leggy Megan Fox transforming her movie bucks into a new pad

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House-hunting superbabe Megan Fox was out on the prowl for a new mansion with her on-again-off-again 9021 lame-o Brian Austin Green (who must be nearing retirement age, right?). Also, someone please give her the memo that housing is cheap these days so she can stop skanking around in short shorts to get that ‘extra special’ [...]

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ‘Ghost Whisperer’ attracts male viewers with half-naked scenes

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is known for dating crappy celebrities (Hello, Carson Daly!) and having a big rack.  She uses the latter to her advantage on her popular CBS show “Ghost Whisperer.”  The future Mrs. Jamie Kennedy recently discussed what made her show a hit to both men and women: “Women seem to be drawn to [...]

Jennifer Aniston filming her next failed movie in NYC

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Jennifer Aniston is on the set of her newest flop, we mean film.  Dressed for her character’s job as a New York reporter, the 40-year-old looked office chic.  The film, called “The Bounty,” stars Gerard Butler as a bounty hunter who learns that his ex-wife, played by Aniston, is his next target.  Jennifer probably gets [...]