We don’t know about this BET ‘Rising Icons’ event, but we’re pretty sure Christina is an icon that’s already risen and is more or less on her way down. She’s de-fugged her once-awful bleach blonde hair with something a bit more presentable, but unfortunately still is arm and arm with wack-looking super producer “The Dream.” [...]

Big smile, big freaky-colored eyes, and a robust pair of gazongas are the goods that Nadia brought to the red carpet at the Style LA Runway Show. She’s been rumored to be a possible pick for the upcoming “Wonder Woman” film, and, appropriately, she’s got a wonderful rear as well. If it comes down a [...]

Suzanne’s got a big smile for the launching of Tesco Mobile. We have no clue why it would involve a shopping cart full of food, but we suspect that it may be how Suz is getting paid. The only thing bigger than that load of fruit, is the load of silicone she’s sporting up front. [...]

Sienna’s out to get some ‘box office credibility,’ which must be why she signed up to the over-budgeted masturbatory mess of “GI Joe.” Genius, Sienna, genius. Nothing like a toy movie to get you that elusive Oscar. We must admit, we understand why she got Jude Law’s … ahem … cobra rising, but that full [...]

A significantly sloshed looking Lindsay Lohan stumbled her way into some random singer’s CD release party that was such an important big deal, that even after googling for 15 minutes we could barely find anything of note besides an ugly MySpace video and a crappy behind-the-scenes video. Our guess? Lindsay’s such a wreck, no one’s [...]

Kevin Federline, how beautifully you set yourself up for a swift and absolute downward spiral. We respect that you banged Brit in her prime, but we had no idea you were just mere years from double-chinned, bloated belly hilarity. Please, oh please repeat some of those rap lyrics about how you’re so great for us [...]

Someone get on the phone with the World Health Organization, it appears that Tara Reid has been ravaged by some form of rare, but deadly, ass-eating bacteria. We hope this doesn’t spread to the actual French hotties out there on the beach. Even her new German boyfriend is mugging like he just sucked on a [...]

Good Lord, what can we even say about these photos? Madonna’s arms look like … anorexic pythons that just swallowed a bag full of veins… a cubist nightmare more grotesque than anything Picasso could have dreamed of  … wait, is there a freaking NOSE on those arms? Holy sweet mother of everything good, we can [...]