Man, Whitney Port has really let herself go! The ‘City’ airhead took time out for some sun and sea on Miami beach, but she should have stopped by her brazillian waxer first.  All that dark hair spilling out of her bikini bottoms really is unsightly!  You’d need a machete to make it through that jungle! [...]

After months of soul-searching, Chris Brown has turned to YouTube to express his regret for bloodying up girlfriend Rihanna back in February.  Because nothing says ‘manning up’ quite like exposing yourself to the trolls of the Internet, we think Chris might actually be sorry.  But will he be out giving his next girlfriend black eyes [...]

Laguna Beach’s head bitch, we mean blonde, Kristin Cavallari hit up the Sin City of the East Coast for a party at DUSK night club at Caesar’s Casino.  Celebrity spinner DJ AM is the mastermind behind the club, but we think he’s wasting his time trying to make Atlantic City seem hip.   And Kristin isn’t [...]

Some artists are straight outta Compton, others straight outta Hell, Brooke Hogan’s straight from the trashiest trucker mudflap. We’d actually prefer to hear the sound of a mudflap speeding down the highway than the blood-curdling squawk that Brooke calls her “album.” And that cover art?  Oh  Brooke, nothing is more perfect than that bit of [...]

Unwilling to let AnnaLynne McCord steal all the 90210 spotlight, Jessica Lowndes painted on a curve-hugging black dress for a night on the town.  Luckily, the paps were there to catch it all.  Really, what’s the point of dressing like a skank if no one is around to take note?  Kudos to the photogs for [...]

You know what they say about women after they get married.  They stop taking care of their figure and it’s really just all down hill from there.  Kendra Wilkinson, newly hitched, seems to have jumped on that bandwagon.  Fresh off of saying her ‘I Dos’ to NFL player Hank Baskett, the former Playboy bunny already [...]

Like the constant drizzle of London rain, so is the nightly tramping about of Katie Price. We at the Daily Fix have discovered a new formula to calculate the nastiness of someone’s divorce based on the elevation of their boobs. So as you can tell, it’s getting pretty vicious for Ms Price and her estranged [...]

As we mentioned at the end of last week, Mischa Barton was put under involuntary psychiatric care (called a 5150 in California) and she is still recovering at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.  These pictures were taken of her just the day before her breakdown, and she looks a mess.  For the scoop on what led up [...]