Archive for August, 2009

« 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 ... 20 »

Rumer Willis’ giant chin celebrates turning 21

rumer-birthday

Rumer Willis, spawn of Bruce and Demi all those moons ago, took her ‘caught in headlines’ gaping mouth stare and Leno-esque facial structure out to Sin City to celebrate finally being old enough to make drinking boring. Reports say the event was generally uneventful, with no one being Punk’d or any creepy German terrorists taking [...]

Attention whore Aubrey O’Day classes it up for a night

aubreys-girls-night-out

Whoa whoa whoa, something must be going on with the normally skanky Aubrey O’Day of the now-kaput P-Diddy Frankenstein band “Danity Kane.” She’s actually kind of … covered up? We’re not sure we endorse her new lifestyle (it’s certainly less interesting) but thank god she brought her Crazy Pants friend with her! All Aubrey’s slutty [...]

AnnaLynne McCord blows kisses after BF breakup

blowing-kisses

AnnaLynne McCord, cast member of “90210″ and fan of capital letters, put on her best squint for a midsummer fashion event. The big buzz on AnnaLynne is that she and loverboy Kellan Lutz split up because (as a very important anonymous source reported) he didn’t get her a present for her birthday. Yeah, we’re going [...]

Douche bags rejoice! Khloe Kardashian is here

khloe-struts-in-front-of-fans

In what must have caused a douche-storm across the Hudson, Khloe Kardashian has been thumping around NYC as of late. Here she is snapped en route to what we safely assume was a dead-behind-the-eyes interview with D-list talk show host Wendy Williams. Who better to greet her than throngs of adoring New Jersey guido fans? [...]

Sienna Miller bags herself a DJ who doubles as a wizard

sienna-and-her-new-man

Now that all the ‘G.I. Joe’ hoopla has died down, Sienna Miller can finally get back to hanging out partially clothed in exotic locales and hooking up with random dudes.  And she got on both of those things with a quickness!  Somehow, between all that criss-crossing the globe to promote her film, Sienna was able [...]

Megan Fox looks like a lady, cusses like a sailor

megan-fox-waves

Megan Fox looked quite the polished young lady as she entered a Santa Monica hotel for a business meeting on Thursday (August 13).  Sporting a modest white dress and dramatically red lips, you would never guess the ‘Transformers’ star has as filthy a mouth as we all know she does. Just this week, a new [...]

Victoria Beckham and her old lady face are guest judges on American Idol

victoria-in-boston

What the heck is Victoria Beckham doing in Boston?  The only American cities we usually see the posh, former-pop star are New York and Los Angeles.  Yet, here she is dolled up in a red dress and weird lace headband in Beantown. Turns out the ex-Spice Girl was there as a guest judge during the [...]

Jack Nicholson shows off his breast stroke in Monaco

jack-nicholson-sunscreen

Hollywood legend Jack Nicholson looked a bit like a beached whale as he spent a day cruising around the Mediterranean with his youngest son Raymond and 19-year-old daughter Lorraine.  Playing the good role model, he greased up his famous face with a load of sunscreen while hanging out with the teens and their friends. It [...]