The court has released the officer’s report from the night Chris Brown beat up Rihanna — describing the entire incident in graphic detail. According to the report, cops responded to a “screaming woman” — and when they arrived, they noticed a “very upset and crying” Rihanna seated in the driver’s seat of a parked vehicle. [...]

With rumors of Kim Kardashian possibly maybe getting back together with Reggie Bush and now the re-emergence of her dark ‘do, it seems Kim has been making decisions lately that she’s come to regret.  How she went from black hair to blonde and now black again in just a few short weeks without going bald, [...]

How is President Sarkozy ever supposed to get any political work done when his hot wife is constantly running around in her little black bikini?  Oh, that right!  It’s France, so no one expects the President or his sweet, sweet arm candy to put in more than 35 hours a week.  That leaves plenty of [...]

We’re not sure if there are actually nude beaches in Miami, but we sure as heck know they’re everywhere in Italy. If Italian-born actress Carla Velli got confused and took her top off out of habit, well who are we to tell her to put it back on?   We haven’t checked out any of [...]

In case you guys were so stunned and terrified after the Montag-monster’s musical debut that you couldn’t even bear to watch a bunch of hot girls parade around, this is the chick that took it all at the Miss Universe Pageant.  With Venezuelan-born Stefania Fernandez’s big beaming smile and total 10 body, it was a [...]

We’ve all heard the rumors that Gaga’s got a little tallywhacker down there in those sweaty Brooklyn-based trousers, and even Katy Perry has weighed in on the whole mess. It seems Lady Gaga is intent on playing up the whole ordeal by looking more and more like a man in drag as they days go [...]

Once known for her banging body and mega-sized chest, it seems that Carmen has let herself fall a bit by the wayside. It seems only fair that she’d be shacking up with a band member of the ultra-lame band Korn. Any group that releases mediocrity like that deserves mediocrity in bed too. To be fair, [...]

Warning: Objects standing next to giant potted plant may be dumber than they appear. Cavallari looked outright lame in a shredded up sack that some coked-up designer thought might pass for sexy. Speaking of huge mistakes, K-Cav was quoted at the party as saying the clumsy attempt at setting back women’s rights that was Heidi [...]