Audrina Patridge will have to figure out something else to keep us from covering her, at least until 2012 when her “stalker’s restraining order ends…which could prove to be a difficult thing what with her sorority movie being put into a time capsule to remind future generations of what crap we (them, them, not we) [...]

Now we know why Tiger Woods was as pissed off as Al Sharpton giving a sermon on the golf course these last few months (see swearing and throwing clubs). Even his testicles wrapped themselves around his penis in anticipation of his victory of the Fed Ex Cup, because this one would put him ahead of every sportsman out [...]

There’s nothing like a 48-year old stiched, botoxed, restylaned face beamed down from the planet where all 80′s shoulder pads go to drink and die as a breath of intoxicated fresh air for a show which is pretty much an emporium of hot 24 year old tits and ass (sharp chins excluded). Can Heather Locklear save Melrose Place? Maybe…if [...]

Wow…how many times do you get a picture that creates a remarkable parallel to what that person is all about? Meet Mel Gibson running around with his favorite thing in the world…the vagina. Mel was pictured jogging somewhere in upstate New York with his fingers up the beaver’s colon in order to please Jodie Foster [...]

When in Venice over the weekend for her manager’s wedding, Rihanna thought it’d be a good idea to visit the Vatican’s glorious Venitian churches. And because she thought God and St.Peter dig her music and are frequently booging to the tunes of her Umbrella, she attempted to enter the holy grounds looking like a cheap [...]

Here’s Anna Friel exiting Theatre Royal in London after another naked rendition of Breakfast At Tiffany’s and not thinking twice about wearing a bra under her see-through dress…and honestly, who would? It’s like you’ve already gone skydiving from a plane without a parachute and people are still asking you if you’re afraid to go on [...]

This is a piece of news that tells us either one of two things: The people behind the Tate Modern Museum in London are way too desperate for visitors or its a clever move to round up all of Britain’s pedophiles (if second theory holds, note to non-pedos: don’t stare at the image for too [...]

After John Travolta took the witness stand last week and testified that his late son Jett was autistic, people wondered if The Church of Scientology would soon lose one of its high-profile members. Until then, Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston said their son had Kawasaki disease, a rare condition that causes arterial inflammation because autism [...]