Aren’t you glad you don’t have to suffer through some gay parrot’s exciting cries over who wore who on the red carpet and all the feigned-shock and phony-humility victory speeches of the Emmys and just get to the meat and potatoes of things…which is ofcourse who displayed their rack of lamb the best. So here [...]

Honestly, we had no idea who this B-list soap star was…until she came to the Emmys with Obama’s mug plastered on her. And then we found out her name is Victoria Rowell…and that she’s not very smart. Don’t get us wrong…we’re not saying that anyone who voted for the Prez is of a lesser intelligent [...]

Kristin Chenoweth is the blond dwarf with the incredibly annoying high-pitched voice in that cancelled-before our TV dinner went cold-series called “Pushing Daisies”. And last night she got recognized for it (apparently there are a lot of people with masochistic tendencies…some like their nipples pulled to the point of bleeding and some like the feeling [...]

Holly Madison must be the perfect girlfriend for many, many reasons…none of which come to mind right away, except for her insatiable appetite to suck. Whether she’s at a baby shower voraciously licking a giant cucumber pickle, at Pink’s Hot Dogs (Holy was guest of honor during their Las Vegas Friday night opening) getting it on with her [...]

Here’s the bag of brittle bones with its two tapperware-quality cubcakes sitting on top that David Beckham has to shag infrequently. Victoria Beckham showed up at LAX airport yesterday (Sunday, Sept. 20) looking like Mad Max left in the dessert without food for 365 days and proved  that the stress of whether she has enough Hermes bags [...]

What’s better than a cage fight, a 100 people injured and a chance to strip in public at taking your mind off fake rape claims? Fresh off from leading the British Police into a frenzy over who climbed down her porcupine bush when she wasn’t looking, Jordan attended her boyfriend’s cage fight on Saturday night and [...]

Apparently, playing a doctor who walks and talks is dangerous stuff, according to Hugh Laurie, and thanks to him we now know that pretending to be a gimp on TV could actually turn you into one. Hugh Laurie, according to the UK’s Ok! Magazine, is considering quitting his starring role on HOUSE – because his [...]

  RICHMOND, Va. —  A California rapper whose lyrics spoke about the thrill of murder and mutilation has been charged with killing a Virginia pastor, whose body was found along with three others inside the home of his estranged wife, authorities said Sunday. Police on Saturday charged Richard Alden Samuel McCroskey III, 20, of Castro Valley, [...]