Just when we thought the culprit burglarizing Lindsay Lohan’s house was Lindsay trying to a) relieve the thrill of stealing high-end merchandise from all her magazine cover shoots or b) attempting to convince producers her life’s interesting enough for a reality show, here come the cops smashing our theories to pieces. Apparently they arrested an 18 [...]

At first glance we suspected that Amy Winehouse fooled a blind man who forgot his cane at home that she was a well-trained canine and if he grabbed her hand she’d help him cross the street (in hopes he’d let her sniff his crotch when she got him back on pavement land), but then we [...]

For those of you who didn’t know how Courtney Cox convinced herself that husband David Arquette was bangable material even when he was wearing his Donald Duck tie, plaid jacket and pajamas on a romantic night out this is it. All she had to do was visualize David’s he/she sibling giving falatio to a street [...]

We present you Sharon Stone in a bikini in Sardinia just a couple of weeks ago, and Sharon Stone on the cover and in the pages of Spanish Vogue for their latest issue. Now to be fair, Sharon has a pretty respectable body for a 51-year old, but her face is having a hard time [...]

We want to put a legitimate question out there in the form of a mathematical equation: extreme hotness – (dumbness+ignorance+violence)=still bangable? If your answer is yes, then you need to be concerned (unless you’re a 45 year old virgin in which case your desire to have sex before you die is understood)…because we draw the line [...]

Here’s Dita Von Teese earning her bread by letting some hands play with her dough. Dita’s currently in Paris where she’s putting in long hours of hard work at the Gentry De Paris aimed at giving the French a boner-ific time with her raunchy geisha-gone-wrong burlesque routine. Enough said. Locky

We’re guessing Nancy Pelosi must have her hands free after helping Prez Obama solve our economic cricis (?), because she has time to grant private hearings to pop divas who insist on carrying around the carcass of their dead husband (hence, the pajama attire…the dead don’t care about appearances). Apparently the happy-as-a-clam-with-syphillis duo made their way to Washington [...]

Rihanna must have been thinking of the blind when she decided to go braille on us (during a night out at Da Silvano Restaurant in the West Village, NYC)…honestly, that t-shirt is so see-through we got to feel what a blind man would feel in a store full of gigantic braille keyboards…it makes reading her, [...]