What do you do when you’re the daughter of a bona fide actress like Susan Sarandon? You obviously try to become boner-fit yourself by giving a sex-addicted writer the pleasure of licking your ass crack. After failing to make a splash with Saved, Eva Amurri wants to make sure she gets noticed (or at least [...]

That is if you manage to pry your eyes away from her inflated puckers…Lindsay was attending the G-Star 2010 Collection show in NYC when she realized mid-way her heart battery was dying (it is camera flash-charged) and that the culprit was her demure blue dress (if you see no side-boob, pokies or plain nipple flash, [...]

Here’s Elisabetta Canalis doing pretty much what dogs and men have been doing since their inception: marking their territory. In the case of Elisabetta, her idea of pissing on her very own patch of grass is by groping her man, George Clooney, as much as possible, especially when she feels the pulsating heat of a camera flash (here [...]

You know, just when you’re absolutely certain that Mickey Rourke looks like a roadkill processed through an industrial cheese grater or a dead fish put on defrost for 20 minutes, and that all in all he has a face only his mother could possibly look at without squinting, he starts messing with us, because lately he’s been coming [...]

How bad do you crave attention when you turn a fashion show (in this case Marc Jacobs) into your own freak show by assuming a Jesus posture while standing in nothing more than a G-string and a halo of hair and then spreading your legs to let them play your music notes (at one point [...]

Jennifer Aniston went to the premiere of Love Happens in L.A with two goals in mind:1) to prevent jokes about her being in a movie called Love Happens when at 40 she has yet to fulfill her dream of sharing bad breath every morning by looking hotter than ever (check) and 2) to give the green light to John Mayer [...]

Here’s Robin Wright Penn at the Toronto premiere of her new drama The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee with her stilettos and slutty leather micro-mini launching a counter missile attack after her soon to be ex-hubby paraded his Sports Illustrated arm candy all over NYC.  Whether her intention was to send a message to Sean Penn [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio has had enough of playing sweet mommy. Monday night, she rubbed coconut butter on her belly, put on her 1999 bohemian-slut outfit and partied it up with boyfriend Jamie Mazur at Club Avenue in NYC alongside Ed Westwick, Justin Timberlake and even Jessica Alba (who still looked stiff as a board). Judging from her inebriated [...]