Here’s Madonna at the Marc Jacobs Fashion Show standing next to Lady Gaga and proving what all psychologists have known for centuries: If you’re fat, stand next to a mack truck for an instant slimming effect. If you’re short, find a cutout of a life-sized Tom Cruise and you’ll immediately look like a basketball player. [...]

Upon realizing her revelation about having being raped “more than once” when she was younger did not get her the search engine hits she was hopping for, Jordan, aka Katie Price has attempted to shed further light on the revelations by saying her attacker is a well-known celebrity. The slut-turned-mom-turned back to slut told OK! magazine that her perpetrator [...]

We had no idea that part of the Anger Management program Chris Brown attended involved tying his testicles tightly with elastic bands, wrapping them in plastic sandwich bags and dipping them in boiling water until they gave up and fell off…which would explain why he doesn’t feel an iota of manly shame when he twitters about his [...]

Ok, sure, the legs look like they’re amputated, but her silicone bangers are a monument to perfect roundness when gravity is taken out of the equation…and they provide just the right space inbetween for husband Christopher to bury his Knight in. Adrianne Curry posted these pictures while tanning either at the beach or on a [...]

After getting a black eye and a torn lip by loser Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis, Jayde Nicole (here on the beach in Miami sans Brody Jenner) wants to make sure nobody looks at her face long enough to decide it’s a good place to land a punch ever again…by directing all visual traffic to [...]

  And then people are wondering why actors and actresses change their names once they start becoming semi-famous…because this would happen just about every time we talked about Olivia Cockburn (no joke, that’s her real name). But honestly, is there anything more perfect than the union of Wilde Olivia and a Burning Cock? After taking a look at these [...]

With all this fuss about Kanye West, Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga at the VMAs (sidenote: Megan Fox must have gotten seriously pissed off she was upstaged by so many non-pretty people in one night…and yes, Taylor Swift is not cutting it either in her book) we forgot to pay attention to the unsung heroes who year [...]

Angelina Jolie “Jealous” of Rachel Rumour has it that if anyone offered Rachel Adams’ head on a platter Angelina Jolie would gladly accept it and stuff it down Brad Pitt’s endocrine system. Sources say the actress “went ballistic” when she found out Brad had taken pictures with McAdams and invited her to Chateau Miraval. “Angelina has been [...]