Praise the Lord for f****d up celebrities who feel the need to unburden their souls from their sins by spitting out every juicy detail of their crazy past to Mama Oprah. For, who knows what Oprah might have resorted to in order to push up her declining ratings for her 24th season…perhaps give out a maserati [...]

Taylor Momsen is a 16-year old who can’t wait to be 17, so that men will stop jumping out of her window and risking full-body paralysis whenever they hear police sirens. Here she is in fishnets and micro-shorts on the set of Gossip Girls in NYC (Monday) and pantless (but with garter belts) with her [...]

Lily Allen only dates old, rich men, but when it comes to her orgasms, she puts them in the trusty and working dicks of much younger men. Ofcourse, she fails to mention that once in a while she has to blow the old geezers’ whistle and tickle their hanging fruits just to keep them happy [...]

Apparently, that hilarious video in which a drunk Paris Hilton insults every male in attendance with her homophobic slurs is as repressed in every drag queen’s memory as their screaming-for-air taped testicles…otherwise, why invite the unreformed airhead to be the godmother of your party? To explain, on her last night in Milan, Italy (Sunday), Paris [...]

Evan Dando, founder and singer of the Lemonhead (hits in the 90′s such as “It’s a Shame About Ray”, “Into Your Arms” and a remake of “Mrs. Robinson”) is seeking employment with Al-Qaeda, Hamaz or Taliban, and generally any FTO (Foreign Terrorist Organization) as long as they offer good insurance and a good bonus at the [...]

Forget about the division over HealthCare Reform. The prez might bring the nation together by agreeing that Kanye West is a African American asshole and perhaps an avid lover of reverse racism.  The whole thing started when ABC’s Terry Moran took to Twitter to report an off-the-record comment Obama made before his interview, concequently setting it [...]

LOS ANGELES –Patrick Swayze, the hunky actor who danced his way into moviegoers’ hearts with “Dirty Dancing” and then broke them with “Ghost,” died Monday after a battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57. “Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last [...]

Megan Fox makes a lot of stupid devoid-of-thought remarks. One of them was about Transformers Director Michael Bay, accusing him of being like Hitler on his sets, and therefore, a nightmare to work with. Apparently these remarks really upset some of Michael’s crew members who posted their bitchslapping response on his website. It’s a long [...]