The first is a 44-year old “nice” girl who’s working on a sequel sure to make all conscious by choice (aka Viagra-free) dicks want to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, the second’s a 44-year old former model and Indian mogul-snatcher-turned organic meat farmer and the third is, well…a confused slut with a penchant for tugging at [...]

It only seems like yesterday when Mel B (aka Scary Spice) was tantalizing men-still in the closet-and craving ice-cream cone with her boa-choking thighs as she molested several poles during her Striptease show in Vegas. After getting fired and replaced with an actual woman, Mel B found herself in the unfortunate position of looking for a job…and it seems [...]

There were a lot of angry vaginas at the VMAs last night. Lady Gaga kept giving the evil eye to everyone, Solange Knowles came packing with a rack of uzi ammunition on her shoulders, and Katy Perry was threatening to turn any horny penis approaching her into a lamb gyro on a spit with her [...]

As far as the VMAs go, we’re glad Kanye West is still an asshole, especially when he drinks. A few profanity-laced acceptance speeches (one of them courtesy of Lady Gaga) won’t cut the mustard these days, unless a drunken guest interrupts someone else’s victory speech (Taylor Swift’s) to tell the world their opponent’s video was so [...]

Isn’t it funny how everytime Lady Gaga performs there is something coming out of her (and it has nothing to do with vocals)? After this, we’re pretty sure she’s going to be shooting poo at the audience like an uragutang at the zoo. And ok, maybe this time she didn’t choose to shoot out the [...]

Remember we told you Sean Penn was seen with a mystery woman licking his wounded, er, “soul” under the dinner table in London (ok, so she didn’t crawl under the table at the restaurant…you know that went down at the hotel later, don’t you?) Well, anyway,  she’s a mystery no more. And since we’re pretty [...]

Don’t think wet t-shirt contest for the hungry children. Just a good old triathlon…which still gave us the chance to realize that at 44, Teri Hatcher is a first-class MILF…and that she takes good care of her beaver (that or she didn’t want pubic hair to slow her down during the swimming part of the competition). [...]

Sure, Gemma Atkinson is not a household name, she’s not even that known internationally, but her new calendar is so surprisingly hot so we figured a slow weekend is exactly the perfect time to post some mindless British tits and ass. You see that Victoria Beckam? Now that is what a proper female body should [...]