About a year and a half ago, braniac Lindsay Lohan gave out her phone number on Facebook hoping someone would actually call her and listen to her blubbering about her newfound love of carpet munching. It didn’t take a Mensa member to figure out her password was 1-2-3-4 (we’re actually surprised she has the mental [...]

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Chugging down senna laxative teas like a thirsty man chugs down camel piss after three days stranded in the Sahara desert to maintain your -2 ass and waist would eventually lead to loss of bowel control…but leave it up to Posh to turn elastic pink-flowered diapers into [...]

How time flies…it was only back in spring when Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes were declaring they were happily married people (to other people, ofcourse) and going to great lengths to hide their affair. But, it seems that announcing you’re getting a divorce (not actually completing it) suddenly makes you guilt-free and allows you to [...]

Playing the debuty chief on The Closer must have given Kyra Sedgwick a serious confidence boost because she suddenly decided to play cougar and give us a glimpse into her firearms ala Lindsay Lohan. The jury is out if what she’s packing at 44 is serious heat, but hey, good for Kevin Bacon. We all [...]

Jessica Simpson’s life sucks right about now and this is why: Her douchebag ex has already moved on with Candice Crawford, sister of Gossip Girl star Chace, a younger and possibly hotter girl. Her other douchebag ex has gotten back together with Vanessa Minnillo, squashing hopes of a distraction from the above. Her sister Ashlee [...]

It was a fun-filled afternoon at Kendra’s baby shower, and Holly Madison, who’s been single and claiming she’s not dating anyone, took the opportunity to practise her art.  Not surprisingly, all three former playboy hostages/bunnies became quite preoccupied with the pickle jar during the festivities. Surely it must be due to the fact they were [...]

Let’s all cheer for those determined little Japanese who finally managed to get Lady Gaga to drop all her circus costumes and show us her titties. If you’re tickled by these bondage-themed pics of her, bare in mind that in real life, Lady Gaga without make-up and no clever poses is a bear with the [...]

It was supposed to be a heartfelt interview about Whitney Houston’s descent into the abyss of substance abuse…but it strangely made us want to get whacked on crack…or whatever she was using that made her stay at home in her pajamas (or her “pyjamas” as those strange folks across the ocean from us reported it) [...]