Archive for September, 2009

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Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page fake lesbianism for Marie Claire

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The October issue of Marie Claire has Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page sitting down for an “intimate chat”…and somehow ending up tasting each other’s chewing gum. Now, if you were hoping for some juicy revelation about smelling each other’s petunias back in their trailer at the end of a long and tiring day of filming Whip It, [...]

John Mayer’s penis has never trimmed Kristin Cavallari’s hedges, take his word for it

John Mayer is a songwriter and as such he is a poet at work…a master with words, just like Shakespeare. So when it comes to de rumours about him dating Kristin Cavallari, John poured his soul out and twittered these tender words: Such is my love, to thee I so belong, That for thy right myself will bear [...]

Kate Hudson set to marry Madonna’s sloppy seconds

Just four months after Kate Hudson began shouting “Go Yankees” every time she climaxed, she is now ready to be unionized with them. Kate was seen wearing a gigantic sparkler on her ring finger, sparkling rumours that she might take a hiatus from serial dating long enough to have A-Rod gift her with a legitimate, blessed [...]

Audgrina Patridge’s dead stare and lively breasts in Maxim

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Just a few days before her 5-second affair with the silver screen hits theatres (September 11…just because you twisted pervs can’t get enough of the dead dear corpse-lying on the side of the road for days-look) Audgrina Patridge’s “you’d waste your money on roofies, i’m already there and getting bored” stare hits us in the [...]

Charlie Sheen seeks meeting with Obama to discuss 9/11 Bush cover-up

 Crazy Charlie Sheen is demanding a meeting with President Obama to discuss his belief that the September 11 terror attacks were perpetrated by the federal government…something that makes us want to take back every bad thing we ever said about Denise Richards, her boobs and her complicated vagina…and also makes us wish our prez would take inspiration [...]

Sex & The City II renamed: That 80′s Freak Show

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Hey, you know how when faced with the dilemma of fathering an offspring or being blissfully childless leads you to the impulsive decision to roast your nutsacks in a tub of scalding water? Why go to such drastic measures? Just get a copy of Sex & The City Part 2 DVD (or if the need to [...]

New York airports ban racy Pamela Anderson PETA ad(with video)

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Uniform unbuttoned and wielding a sparkly truncheon, Pamela Anderson looks like a tranny on the strip trying to sell sleezy cop stripper gear in PETA’s new airport ad (she plays a security guard stripping anyone who dares wear leather or fur). Fortunately for the people coming to welcome or say goodbye to loved ones, they will be spared [...]

Hugh Hefner files for divorce

  After more than a decade of separation, Hugh Hefner is seeking an official return to his bachelor status…and the reason is money. The Playboy founder filed for divorce on Friday from his wife and former Playmate, Kimberly Conrad Hefner and is asking a judge to order him to pay her a reduced $20,000 a month [...]