For all those of you who carry a torch for a naked Megan Fox, blow it off (for now), go back to your cupboards, dirty laundry basket or wherever you hide your dirty stash and dust that old Kim Kardashian sex tape. She’ll have to do for the time being. That? Never! Urgh, never!That’s the [...]

If a girl is brave enough to look past Mickey Rourke’s wind-tunnel face and doberman-pinched ears and right into cameo appearances in his upcoming movies, we say, good for her…although it does take a focused, hard-core eastern block chic to deal with Mickey when he gets the urge for face-on-face missionary. Mickey even took Elena [...]

If you were spending countless unemployment hours snoozing on your mom’s couch, churning out gas and getting annoyed with her for not gifting you with the mystery-solving abilities of House so you could get to the bottom of why Kim Kardashian went blonde, well, distress no more…the answer is here. Kim heard that Mattell and [...]

George Clooney looked absolutely pussy-whipped as he walked the red carpet with Elisabetta Canalis at the Venice Premiere of his upcoming movie Men Who Stare At Goats which by the way is a very fancy title for describing what he does every day of his life, i.e staring at vaginas until he gets cross-eyed. His [...]

With Kate Moss acting like the drunk, skanky, pimply washed-up model we all know and love (especially because her candids come in handy when we really need to purge bad food in a jiffy), Lily Allen looking like she came to the set of “The Coke-head Vampire’s Revenge Part II) and Freida Pinto wrapping herself in [...]

Kate Moss handled the GQ Awards at the Royal Opera House in London last night (September with the seriousness it deserved. After all, the crowned Woman Of The Year was coke-nose Lily Allen, , who last year on the same stage drunkenly told Elton John to f*** off right before he quipped back that he [...]

Here’s Jenna Haze, 2009 AVN Performer of the Year, owner of Jennaration X Adult Film production company, director and star of numerous porn movies released this year alone and in general vagina extraordinaire stretching her legs and trying to get rid of those pesky internal muscle cramps on the beach in Hawaii. Jenna was physically [...]

We love it when Penelope Cruz stars in Spanish movies and it’s not just because our ears are spared from her annoying english accent. We love it because there is about 100% chance she’ll get her top off and get it on with some Spanish dude (who we bet wishes he had his ipod on when [...]