Mira Sorvino doesn’t do much these days other than get knocked up by her 26-year old gummy-bear husband (seriously, we’re not jealous that he gets to detox his face in her enormous boob sauna, the guy is like a toddler with a monstrous gumline and teeth that were spared by the tooth fairy). But when she showed [...]

After spending days mourning the loss of her beloved dog (we hear she covered him in one of her jewelled pasties for his final rest) Dita Von Teese has thrown herself back into the champagne cup, eager to prove to everyone she can get over her worst fear (that of losing the nipple tassels in the jello), [...]

Ok, before you rush to your kitchen cabinet to grab a sharp instrument and attempt to stab yourself on the leg to see if you feel any kind of pain or emotion that would make it seem you have some sort of empathy for Jordan and her “ordeals”, calm yourselves down and think rationally: this is [...]

See, this is what happens when a man finds it cozier to cuddle up with a block of siberian ice than to allow his penis to come in contact with hostile vagina territory. He starts finding rodents strangely appealing…and he suddenly feels the need to pamper them with jewellery and clothes…no wait, that’s a normal [...]

People, let’s first clear any possible misunderstandings that can naturally occur since we’re talking about our little TT. She did not choke on Merriman’s, er, giant bouzouki, or rushed to the hospital by a loving and concerned Merriman eager to revive her after her windpipes got too much love glue stuck in them. No, this [...]

A mother of a two-year old and now a married woman (married “Resident Evil” director Paul W.S Anderson, the father of her child just a couple of weeks ago), Milla Jovovich is throwing clothes to the wind right and left, eager to prove she is still hot property. And what better way to reassure her [...]

She roams the streets at night, sleeps during the day, sucks a bit of lesbian blood when she can find it or beg hard enough for it (hence why she’s a skinny, skanky bloodsucker), so why shouldn’t she be able to take a bite out of the True Blood pie? Alas, although it does make financial [...]

No, making out with boytoy Jesus in public did not spark the Palestinian plugs…although it turned the pigtails of some of the Orthodox Jews into a frizzy, unruly mess. Madonna (sorry, Esther as she insists she is to be called when in Insrael), who was devout enough to halt work on her performance stage to [...]