Honestly, we would never advocate for drugs, alcohol and getting your $1000 shoes pee-stained while indulging your homoerotic tendencies in STD infested public stalls as a rejuvenating and anti-aging package…but it seems George Michael knows something we don’t.  At 46, Andrew Ridgeley, George Michael’s Wham! sidekick, is exhibit A as to why living in a farmland, golfing [...]

Yes, yes, we know, Dita Von Teese in a bra is as new an experience as a cow farmer squeezing the 1,000,000th cow titty for milk. Hey, at least this time she’s cupping her hooters with her Multi Teese Party Edition bra…just pretend you’ve been stranded on an island for a decade and that this is all [...]

Madonna is setting the rumour mill on fire that she’s thinking seriously about tying the know in a lavish ceremony with her Brazilian vibrator…and Michael Jackson’s untimely death inspired her to do so…perhaps because she is now certain the secret to cheating death is to create her very own (and legal with marriage papers) blood bank [...]

The legendary San Diego charger Junior Seau saw his ass kicked not by an offensive player (although they tried for 17 years), but by a bull. Junior was a guest at the Professional Bull Rider’s Invitational this weekend in Ontario, CA  and he got to experience how it feels to eat dirt and have your [...]

Mischa Barton had The Beautiful Life to keep her from falling asleep face down in a club’s toilet bowl every night, but that is no longer the case. Things have now taken an ugly turn since the show has been cancelled only after two shows. With a mere 1,000,000 semi-conscious viewers tuning in to watch [...]

Ain’t love great? Especially when you can follow its demise on Twitter? Fred Durst has taken to Twitter to let everyone know he’s on the lookout for a new nookie as the one he married in a quick ceremony in Vegas  (Esther Nazarov) apparently solved all her childhood issues and is no longer willing to [...]

Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig halted their Broadway play on Wednesday (23Sep09) to lambast a member of the audience whose cellphone rang repeatedly. The actors were both onstage performing their New York City play, A Steady Rain, when the pesky phone began ringing, reverberating throughout the venue. Jackman tried to ignore the sound but it continued [...]

Yea, yea, you’re gonna say how there is nothing more sexy and beautiful than a pregnant woman. Sure, who doesn’t like stretch marks and cottage cheese. But this is the hottest UK babe, Jennifer Ellison, being fowled by her spawn. Her fiance, Robbie Tickle, should be on a terror watch list for sperm bombing this [...]