Archive for September, 2009

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Sophie Monk pretends not to notice things like stray nipples

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Here’s Sophie Monk on a photo shoot proving that either plastic surgery leads to loss of sensation and thus unawareness that the sea breeze is hitting your nipples or that she’s well educated on the virtues of “accidental” nipple slips as a solid career-boosting move. Either way, we’re buying it and we’re totally excited feeling [...]

Catherine Zeta Jones turns 40 and Michael Dougles turns into a retiree

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On Saturday night (September 27) Catherine Zeta Jones and husband Michael Douglas celebrated their joined birthdays (they were actually born on the same day but Michael’s was the century that witnessed the bubonic plague and all the witch huntings). Catherine turned 40 and Michael turned 65. And because nothing says “I”m ready for Florida and a condo [...]

Rihanna tempts holy man in Venice

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And here we were thinking all monks ever did was pray. How wrong were we? Apparently, Vatican monks have enough time in their hands to read the Bible AND dance to Umbrella in their cloisters. This particular unholy monk had his prayers answered when he saw Rihanna in Venice (she was attending her manager’s wedding), [...]

Rod Stewart: Do ya think i’m sexy?

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Here’s Rod Stewart looking like his mole and his nose will touch each other one if these days, feel the chemistry, fall in love and get married with his double (or triple, it’s up for debate) chin serving as best man and maid of honor . Rod, being 64 and all and not being able to help himself from [...]

Kelly Brook in spandex and stripper heels to fight PMS

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Kelly Brook’s idea of being charitable is dressing up as a dominatrix and scandily spreading her six-inch heel adorned legs…oh, and she’s donating her used shoes to be put to auction on ebay for a campaign called Heels That Heal (to fund research for gyneacological health issues)…thanks to the military-grade latex and the completely photoshopped images she’s [...]

Kelly Osbourne to pose nude for Playboy?

This bit of news made us realize Hugh Hefner’s prostate and sphincter are not the only things not working…his eyes have apparently also decided to give up the fight. Because how else can we explain the fact that Hugh is really eager to see Kelly Osbourne’s dimply british ass? The 24-year-old is believed to be on Hugh’s [...]

Kanye West to check into rehab after tour

Kanye West is not an egomaniac and a racist. He’s an egomaniac and racist alcoholic with a mean streak when he’s had a few. “His drinking is getting worse. When he has too much he can be mean in obnoxious. If he doesn’t get help soon things could spiral out of control,” a source says [...]

Pamela Anderson:broke and in debt

This is the trailer home Pamela Anderson and her two sons have been living in for a while now due to a mounting debt and a multi-million dollar mansion that is left unfinished due to bare bank accounts. Pamela has allegedly spent approximately 8 million dollars renovating her dream home, but is now faced with [...]