Britney’s doorknobs got excited shopping at Ralph’s supermarket the other day and we got the feeling they spent way too much time chatting with the frozen glazed donuts and the pre-fried onion rings at the frozen food isle (we also suspect they didn’t even say hi to the sad broccoli and cauliflower). Bet she can’t [...]

Tuesday night was Aubrey O’Day’s debut as a glorified stripper in Peepshow alongside Holly Madison. That same night a photo showing the two selling their goods on stage topless got leaked…which would have been absolutely fine with Aubrey had she not looked like she spent more time getting frostbites on her face from looking for [...]

Hands up if you knew or gave a rat’s ass who the Sugarbabes were (unless of course you’re British and you don’t have too many screwed up celebrities of your own to read about). But things are about to change because they have a new member who knows how to spread them like a gymnast [...]

Now, this is when we realize life’s a bitch. Right when we were getting ready to hit Tara Reid with some nasty, hardcore comments about getting shitfaced in Germany (Oktoberfest 2009 at Hippodorm) and looking like a German Heidi on her way to milk goats (always assuming these are special goats with titties that churn [...]

Here’s Nicole Eggert looking like she swallowed a pregnant dolphin on her way to saving a drowning child (while making a necessary stop at a 7/11 to get twinkies on her way there). The only resemblance Nicole Eggert bares to the hot Baywatch chick that tried extra hard to get noticed while running next to [...]

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart are still fuming over their leaked threesome romp with former beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche (who on the contrary is very happy some “unknown guardian angel” of hers was educated in marketing sex romps with horny, but naive stars) and are looking to extract a fat paycheck from the website that [...]

Mackenzie Phillips, who admitted on Oprah that she had an incestuous relationship with her father, John Phillips, has also revealed that she believed the child she was carrying when she was married was not that of her then husband’s Shane Fontayne’s but that of her father’s (“Your father is supposed to protect you. Your father [...]

When Christina Aguilera was 4-years old her father, army sergeant Fausto, attacked her and left her bleeding for daring to disturb his nap, according to revelations made by her and mother, Shelly Kearns in a new documentary by E!.  Shelly recalled of the attack: “I scooped her up and said, ‘Oh my God. What’s wrong?’ “She [...]