Julia Roberts must have watched Slumdog Millionnaire way too many times. According to Indian newspapers, she has angered Hindu villagers in India – thanks to her vast security team of 350 guards, bulletproof cars and a helicopter.Julia and husband Danny Moder are so worried about their family’s safety they have employed hundreds of bodyguards, including [...]

Mackenzie Phillips, the eldest daughter of the late John Phillips, frontman of the Mamas and the Papas, says her father raped her and that they later carried on a consensual incestuous relationship, People.com reported. Phillips will appear on The Oprah Winfrey Show today (Wednesday September 23) to discuss her new memoir, High on Arrival, and discuss her relationship [...]

Marily Manson has the swine flu and he made the confession on his Myspace page on Monday, writing:   “So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. “However, the doctor said, my past choices [...]

Anyone need a crazy crackqueen to scare school bullies shitless and then turn them into puss by spewing viral-infected loogies on them? Please see Amy Wino of Camden. Card rate is 5 quid per spit. According to the British newspapers, Amy Winehouse stormed into the SouthGate school in London yesterday screaming bloody murder and looking [...]

After filming a video for StarStruck at the Rose Gardens in LA, Katy Perry fired her boob handler for not handling her set with the care and respect they deserved, so she’s now looking for a new man to knead her bread loaves. To qualify, you must have been arrested at least once for fondling unwielding [...]

Because eating your period on stage is not enough shocking material for one week, Lady Gaga put on her asylum gown (she was naked underneath, hence why at times she remembered to put her hand on her chest), her metal helmet (needed to keep her face from convulsing after the electroshock treatments) and bullet shock [...]

Here’s Rihanna showing her support for Chris Brown as he collects roadkill and used condoms by putting on her “nice to meet you crotch i’m Rihanna’s footwear” stripper boots and letting the wind do what it does best…which is giving onlookers a shot of her ass and its leather-studded necklace  (aka thong)…or could that be her [...]

Eliza Dushku is featured in the latest issue of Complex magazine, which encourages us to give her a hand or two…does that mean if we break into her house in the middle of the night and fondle her while she’s sleeping in the nude and with the AC cranked-up (hey, it’s our fantasy and we [...]