Archive for September, 2009

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Posh’s secret to looking like a corpse:work out 5 times a day

Victoria Beckham at Burberry Prorsum Spring-Summer 2010 Show during London Fashion Week in London-5

And just when we thought Victoria Beckham looks like a pissed-off plywood thanks to the old-fashioned way of “eat a piece of lettuce – shove finger down your throat – vomit – brush teeth”, we find out she actually goes to the gym…and stays there all night and and all day…unless ofcourse she has to [...]

Anna Friel likes to have Breakfast At Tiffany’s in the nude

Anna Friel naked on stage on stage for Breakfast at Tiffany-13

Someone must have told Anna Friel that Audrey Hepburn was totally lame as Holly Golightly in Breakfast At Tiffany’s because she decided to enrich her character by having her nipples and porcupine bush also get a lesson in manners and etiquette. The 33-year old mother of one loves to lose her underwear for her art [...]

Pamela Anderson forgets the size of her knockers

Pamela Anderson In Yellow bikini at the beach in Malibu-123

Here’s Pamela Anderson acting her age (42 going on 17 if the 17-year old had debatable morals and liked visiting boys’ bathrooms inbetween class breaks) at the Malibu beach and trying to lure her fella with something he hasn’t already seen for the millionth time. And while she was stretching and performing various yoga poses [...]

Angelina Jolie becoming a skeleton to get Brad Pitt’s attention

Everyone knows that Brand Pitt and Angelina Jolie are as happy together as two lobsters in boiling water getting prepped for a bisque soup and that Brad prays for a time machine to fall from the sky every night before bed. Their apparent marital strain has led many to believe that Angelina’s recent weight loss [...]

Khloe Kardashian will get married on Sunday

Khloe Kardashian and L.A Lakers boyfriend-for-a-day, fiance-for-a nanosecond Lamar Odom have decided that life is way too short to waist it on  getting to know people you will one day be forced to give half of all your earnings to and are saying their “I dos” this coming Sunday. According to E! News most guests (but apparently [...]

David Hasselhoff did not pass out from booze…he, er, had an ear infection

We’re sure you all heard by now that David Hassellhof spent a lovely afternoon at the ER with doctors trying to save his ass from alcohol poisoning. Well, you’re all wrong…because The Hoff no longer likes to wake up in his own vomit and instructs his nurse daughter Hayley to call 911 only when his [...]

Obama, his wondering eyes and hands and Michelle’s revenge

In a new book called “”Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage” (William Morrow), claims are made that during the presidential campaign, Obama became closely involved with a young black woman working for him which subsequently led to her being sent to exile in the Caribbean by a jealous Michelle who tried to put an [...]

Man sees Courtney Love peeing, gets traumatized forever

According to Page Six, a very unlucky guy trying to leave the Standard Hotel’s Boom Boom Room in NYC accidentally opened the door to the bathroom and witnessed Courtney Love competing with her other self in the mirror as to who would kill that cockroach in the ceiling corner with their piss (yes, because Courtney [...]