Shauna Sand, best known for being Lorenzo Lamas’ trampy ex-wife, has reportedly dropped her lawsuit over an allegedly unauthorized sex tape. Seems Vivid Entertainment — which plans to release the video — hired a handwriting expert to analyze the signature on their contract to release the video. Turns out it’s Shauna’s. SURPRISE! They now claim that [...]

Hey you two, get a room! Christina Ricci took her tight little body(and owl face) to the sexy sands of Miami with her new boyfriend Curtis Buchanan Thursday. According to beach-goers, and these photos obviously, the couple of bang buddies got hot and heavy in the waters before dashing off to their hotel room….obviously to [...]

Here’s Taylor Swift at Katy Perry’s birthday party telling Kanye West next time he insults THIS white girl the Bespeckled Neo-Nazi Nerd Association will come after him. Sure her PR people tried to explain the picture by saying she had taken hundreds of photos with people at the party and that she doesn’t even know the Giant [...]

We are told that Jessica Lowndes, who plays the drug-addicted teenage mom Adrianna in “90210″ will mend her broken heart by substituting her ex-boyfriend’s penis with Rumer Willis’s chin (disclaimer: we are not suggesting the two share a similarity in shape or function whatsoever). And because O.C’s crazy ratings after the promoted threesome involving lesbo [...]

Here’s Sophie Monk arriving in Sydney Airport today with her entourage and her pokies all decked-up and ready to be worshipped by her fellow countrymen for the D-list actress status she’s achieved in the US. Alas, the people at the airport mistook her dangling bunnies for someone else’s and started yelling Lara Bingle at her [...]

Folks, we have no idea if this story holds any water, but if it does, then we’re sure of one thing: Josh Duhamel is into guys…because take the boobs away and both Fergie and the stripper could pass for sexy Vikings in a gay porn movie. And yes, The Enquirer has been known to tell a [...]

Here’s Malin Akerman at the premiere of Couples Retreat donating an upskirt moment to all the hungry for unsuspecting crotch caught in the headlights pictures. And considering all the nipple and pantiless moments she gave us during all the Watchmen premieres, she’s being very demure and classy…not fair. Locky

That henna tattoo Jessica Simpson got in India a few days ago must have been made out of poisoned turmeric because she’s hallucinating…and in her hallucinations she’s a member of Mensa with a brain way, way bigger than her boobs. Yes people, the dimwit who thought Chicken Of The Sea was actually chicken and not tuna knows what she [...]