Queers of this universe, you are entitled to an uproar. Details magazine has taken your favorite poster boy of the moment for shower jerk-offs and has turned him into an awkward closet hetero…which by the way is as convincing as Tom Cruise trying to insinuate he actually did manual labour in Katie’s mine in order [...]

Katie Holmes decided to break out of the “homely mom meets street bum meets concentration camp prisoner” mode and remind us that under all the layers of potato sacks that she usually covers herself with is a pair of titties sagging under scientological oppression. Mind you, we’re very easy to please so the fact that [...]

Russian Roulette is the first single from Rihanna’s expected album R Rated to be released yesterday, and this is the cover for it. And if we’re to understand correctly from the lyrics and the tortured barb-ie image, Rihanna is a masochist with fatalistic tendencies…and now a pair of bleeding nippies. Here are some of the [...]

Sorry for the second post, but it was impossible to cover Lindsay Lohan’s trifecta of Horrors at the Whitney Museum Art Gala on Monday Night in just one. As if looking like Donatella Versace’s twin and stumbling around in a semi-comatose state wasn’t enough, her dress also played traitor and let a nipple run loose…mind [...]

Here’s Candice Swaynepoel caught in between bikini changes during a Victoria’s Secret fashion shoot in St.Bart’s. All you need to know is that the person helping her with her bikini changes and basically staring at her ass crack all day long was a dude. Sorry, Male Bikini Assistant applications are not posted online. Locky

Leona Lewis sought refuge at a police station after being followed. The singler ventured outside her London home on Monday – for the first time since punched by a fan (a jealous ex-contestant) at a book signing last week – when minders became concerned she was being tailed. Her spokesman said: “She was being followed [...]

Hi Lo can LiLo go? Apparently not low enough. Here she is hammered at the Whitney Museum Of Art Gala on Monday night holding on to Donatella Versace and barely able to keep her eyes open. And don’t you tell us this isn’t like some sort of time machine that allowed us to catch a glimpse [...]

Mick Jagger’s daughter, Georgia May, may only be 17 years old, but she’s already no stranger to taking her clothes off when duty calls. Here’s Georgia being very patriotic as she writhes seductively on top of the British flag for her latest photoshoot for a Hudson Jeans campaign. And as if ROLLING around (ok, don’t blame us for wanting to [...]