Kudos to Sex And The City producers who finally figured out that a troll with a long chin and a mole on it, a lesbian with a fat ass and a mummy with a sex obsession drunkenly walking through Manhattan isn’t going to make them a ton of bucks at the box office when Dinosaur Sex [...]

Here’s Britney Spears with her manager/boyfriend Jason Trawick (yes, they’re still together and he still endures having sex to “oops i did it again” while Colonel Sanders is staring at him from under the sheets) in Mexico looking a little bit bloated while her titties look sad and deflated…we’re guessing it’s just the Mexican food…the [...]

Here’s Courtney Cox trying to hide her wild-eyed nipples as she was filming an episode of Cougar Town in L.A and proving that, slightly flabby ass aside, at 46 years old she can rock a white bikini better than some skinny, freckled, leathered-looking, booze/coke/prescription drug-addicted 23 year olds with a taste for DJing sushi…crap…did we just insult Courtney?  [...]

Paris Hilton has landed her next big movie role (aka cameo appearance playing her usual dumb self) – and she’s said to have demanded live lobsters as part of her contract…even though the shooting for it will only take a couple of hours. Hilton will appear alongside Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson and Eva Mendes [...]

And no, one of them is not David Beckham’s high-pitched willy…although we were suspecting for a while that she was maintaining her fabulous skeletal form by nibbling on his foreskin before bedtime. Apparently Mrs Beckham is on a mission to grow a body fuzz (that’s what happens when you weigh less than one of your [...]

Here’s Russell Brand placing Katy Perry on to a balcony rail and sharing intimate spit away from the guests of the L.A party they were invited to. Moments later he attempted to shove his tongue down her throat in hopes it would be long enough to reach the inside of her boobs and fondle them [...]

Whitney Houston’s comeback performance during last night’s British X-Factor was anything but. Aside from trying to manage her loose gown strap and looking visibly annoyed, her performance was at best, mediocre. British tabloids report that readers phoned in to call her singing of her new single Million Dollar Bill, “appaling”. And if that was not [...]

It feels good to confirm, even if it is for the 100th time, that Megan Fox is the hottest air balloon out there. And definitely very happy to realize we might just get the chance to watch her playing a premium ham sandwich in a porn movie since the the adult industry thrives in stripper [...]