Archive for October, 2009

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Hollywood stars banned from Twitter

Tila Tequila, Aubrey O’Day and Lindsay Lohan can continue their boob flashing and psychobabbling via Twitter for as long as they want because this bit of news involves actors hired to play in an actual movie. Studios want to stop actors from leaking film information on social network sites, and are inserting clauses in their contracts [...]

Jordan loves sex with cross-dressing, trisexual boyfriend when he’s in full female gear

Leave it up to Jordan to find a mate that is a formidable opponent in the biggest slut competition…and from the looks of it, she’s left huffing and puffing for the second place. Because after all, who can compete with a man who likes to get his balls licked by a goat while applying his lipstick? [...]

Anna Nicole’s tragic final days revealed:taking drugs from baby bottle

At just 39 years old, Anna Nicole Smith drifted out of consciousness in a Florida hotel room — too weak to walk, sit up or even drink from a glass, until her heart stopped. What had happened? Prosecutors blame a battery of 44 different medications provided by some of the people closest to her: the [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio’s drunken ass on display. Best day EVER!

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Alessandra Ambrosio attended the Los Premios MTV 2009 Awards Thursday night, but decided the shindig was too boring and so proceeded to get shitfaced at Voyeur (new club in L.A) later on, which is ironic because the whole affair became a voyeristic dream when she practically fell into her chaffeured car head first ass last [...]

Madonna facing lawsuit and eviction over noise levels

No,  it was not Jesus’s pleading screams for mercy as Madonna sank her fangs into his baby nipples and “accidentally” chewed one off that have got her into trouble (she has a secret soundproof torture chamber for that)…it’s actually Madonna going deaf…which subsequently requires her to turn up her music to such high levels when she’s dancing [...]

Another day, another attention-grabbing bid from Lily Allen

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Megan McCain flashes some cleavage on Twitter and the Internet loses its mind.  Lily Allen lets her funbags out to dry on a balcony in Venice and it’s just another Thursday. Upon noticing the flesh-hungry photographers, Lily’s boyfriend Sam Cooper attempted to maintain her modesty by making a brassiere out of his hands.  Don’t worry, [...]

Lindsay’s legal woes land her back in court

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23-year-old actress Lindsay Lohan was ordered back into an LA court today (October 16) after a probation report found she failed to comply to attend alcohol counseling, stemming from an earlier charge.  The skinny trainwreck showed up to the Los Angeles Superior Court, albeit an hour and a half late, and proceeded to claim she [...]

We’ll have some of what Cindy’s having

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Supermodel Cindy Crawford played host at an OMEGA launch party last night in London (October 15), and man, she’s still got it!  She may be over-the-hill but we wish was over on top of our laps. Tons of celebrities came out to the bash, which was held to celebrate the launch of Omega’s Constellation 2009 [...]