Abbey Clancy is trying to sell us something, but we can’t put our finger on it.  Pools?  Silver bikinis?  Unattainable dreams?  Ah, whatever it is, we can’t stop staring.  In our book, this means the advertisers have done their jobs right.  We’ll take a case full of whatever she’s selling. Locky

After hitting up Los Premios 2009 MTV earlier in the evening, Alessandra Ambrosio wasn’t ready to call it a night just yet.  So the model made a stop to new West Hollywood night club Voyeur, where it looks like she had a great time. Alessandra was spotted leaving the night club in a stone-encrusted party [...]

Britney Spears is about as appealing as a tuna fish sandwich that’s been out in the sun for 3 days, and yet she keeps trying to convince us to take a bite.  The pop princess is filming a new music video for her controversial song ’3′ (it’s about threesomes, y’all!) and judging from these stills [...]

It’s been about 2 weeks since Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriguez called off their engagement, but if Rose is still upset over her crumbling lovelife, she didn’t show it at the Museum of Arts and Design’s 2009 Paperball on Wednesday (October 14).  Then again, with a face this plastic, it’s hard to show any [...]

Anyone, dying or otherwise, would be restored to full health if Halle Berry showed up at their doorstep looking this gorgeous.  The woman is obviously hording some sort of secret health elixir because she hasn’t aged a day in at least a decade! The Oscar-winning actress wore a daring peek-a-boo dress to Keep a Child [...]

Bestselling author (no really!) Katie Price pumps out new books about as often as she gets a nip and a tuck.  It’s been less than 3 months since the British party girl released her last book, “Sapphire,” and next week comes her latest ghost-written masterpiece. Her newest literary achievement is a guide to style (no [...]

Ignore for a moment Pamela Anderson’s bedsheet and safety pin dress, and notice the little girl who is gripping the hem of her outfit.  At last week’s Hollywood Fashion Awards, Pam kept the girl closeby the entire night and bizarrely referred to the child as her ‘daughter’ despite the fact that Pam only has two [...]

Victoria’s Secret model and Orlando Bloom beard, Miranda Kerr, was looking rail thin as she worked a photoshoot on the roof of a museum in Sydney yesterday (October 14).  The tiny Aussie modeled kinky corsets and a high-fashion lace blindfold, while revealing most of her ribs and vertebrae. Just looking at her her like this [...]