Russell Brand (here with Katy Perky Boobs at the John Galliano fashion show in Paris) wants everyone to know that he is the bickest dick in comedy…that or he wants Katy Perry to feel she’s dating a very romantic penis. Because Russell is planning to get the chorus of Morrissey’s 1995 B-side Whatever Happens, I Love You [...]

By the looks of it, we’re going to make posting excerpts from Ozzy’s new book a regular thing. Consider this the alternative to wathing “The Family Guy” on TV: The items on the crazy menu for today are stolen grave flowers. Apparently, Ozzy wanted to give wife Sharon a bouquet and thought the cheapest florists [...]

In all honesty, this story doesn’t have much to do with Hollywood at all, but it does prove that Hollywood stars are not nearly as F***ed up as some of their European counterparts…no wait, we just got a mental image of Mackenzie Phillips riding her daddy’s pony…damn, here goes the argument. Anyway, it still makes [...]

The Hoff can now add two more skills to his boozing resume right next to “gluing my face to the bathroom floor with my vomit” and “discovering a Big Mac always tastes better with a bit of piss on it”. And these are, ”losing complete bladder control and ruining two hotel matresses” and “giving a doctor a bruised forehead”. [...]

Michael Lohan is in serious distress and is planning a three-way intervention to save Lindsay from her downward spiral (during which he will also be holding a handheld camera in hopes a reality show can be made out of it). But seriously now…happy as a publicity-driven clam, Michael Lohan is thrilled someone will give him [...]

A woman has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court against Dr. Phil McGraw, two producers and another doctor in what she alleges is a case of false imprisonment, practicing without a license, indecent exposure, battery, fraud and more. Shirley Rae Dieu, 56, of Irvine, Calif., claims she was seeking therapy from Dr. Phil [...]

With her clothing line having the same success as a stripper wannabe attempting to ride the pole for the first time, her father calling her an empty fungus doped up on prescription pills and on Tuesday having to endure her make-up getting mixed up with old-man saliva as that same old man played Limbo Bend with [...]

Here’s Kim Kardashian chosen by the South African FHM to represent the American booty for their November 2009 issue. Strangely enough the only glimpse of her backporch that we get is a side shot for the cover…undoubtely because the Africans were taken by surprise when she stripped down to a bathing suit and what with [...]